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Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: DDD
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2010, 06:20:12 PM »
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 23, 2010, 06:01:37 PM
QuoteAlso this month, best-selling American biographer Ian Halperin released a revelation- packed insight into the Jolie- Pitt relationship.

He said when the couple first met they had 20-HOUR sex sessions.

In his book Brangelina: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Ian writes: "Brad had never had such incredible sex.

"My sources say that they sometimes spent 18 to 20 hours a day in bed.

36C?

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Angelina_Jolie

Lightweight.
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Re: DDD
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2010, 07:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 23, 2010, 06:20:12 PM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on January 23, 2010, 06:01:37 PM
QuoteAlso this month, best-selling American biographer Ian Halperin released a revelation- packed insight into the Jolie- Pitt relationship.

He said when the couple first met they had 20-HOUR sex sessions.

In his book Brangelina: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Ian writes: "Brad had never had such incredible sex.

"My sources say that they sometimes spent 18 to 20 hours a day in bed.

36C?

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Angelina_Jolie

Lightweight.

Yeah, sorry.  Too lazy to dig for the Mr and Mrs Jones thread.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: DDD
« Reply #62 on: January 24, 2010, 04:18:37 PM »
Big deal, in the last 21 years I've had sex for 20 hours.



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Re: DDD
« Reply #63 on: January 24, 2010, 05:26:34 PM »
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
Big deal, in the last 21 years I've had sex for 20 hours.




I may not be experienced in the art of having intercourse with women, but something tells me you're doing them wrong.

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Re: DDD
« Reply #64 on: January 24, 2010, 06:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
Big deal, in the last 21 years I've had sex for 20 hours.

How many of those 20 hours were with women?
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Re: DDD
« Reply #65 on: January 24, 2010, 09:49:48 PM »
Quote from: JD on January 24, 2010, 06:21:15 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
Big deal, in the last 21 years I've had sex for 20 hours.

How many of those 20 hours were with women?

There are other insulting gags lurking here but I can't think of them.
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

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Re: DDD
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2010, 10:59:12 AM »
Quote from: MAD on January 23, 2010, 12:30:35 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on January 22, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on January 22, 2010, 03:20:54 PM
I'm not supporting her or admiring in the least...but these are DDDs.

If I recall correctly (and, come on, you know I do), IAN once called Heidi Montag "hot," only to quickly claw back to something more akin to "I'd do her*... you know, if I was drunk" after getting called out on it.

I'm picking up on a pattern here.

*No doubt "in the butt"

She's a fucking retard.

IAN is a girl?

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Re: DDD
« Reply #67 on: January 25, 2010, 11:24:21 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 24, 2010, 09:49:48 PM
Quote from: JD on January 24, 2010, 06:21:15 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
Big deal, in the last 21 years I've had sex for 20 hours.

How many of those 20 hours were with women?

There are other insulting gags lurking here but I can't think of them.

How many of those 20 hours were with your hands?

(that's still to Andy)
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

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Re: DDD
« Reply #68 on: January 25, 2010, 06:29:25 PM »
Quote from: JD on January 25, 2010, 11:24:21 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 24, 2010, 09:49:48 PM
Quote from: JD on January 24, 2010, 06:21:15 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
Big deal, in the last 21 years I've had sex for 20 hours.

How many of those 20 hours were with women?

There are other insulting gags lurking here but I can't think of them.

How many of those 20 hours were with your hands?

(that's still to Andy)

No.  I think that it had something to do with barnyard animals.
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)

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Re: DDD
« Reply #69 on: January 25, 2010, 06:37:24 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2010, 06:29:25 PM
Quote from: JD on January 25, 2010, 11:24:21 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 24, 2010, 09:49:48 PM
Quote from: JD on January 24, 2010, 06:21:15 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
Big deal, in the last 21 years I've had sex for 20 hours.

How many of those 20 hours were with women?

There are other insulting gags lurking here but I can't think of them.

How many of those 20 hours were with your hands?

(that's still to Andy)

No.  I think that it had something to do with barnyard animals.

I try to keep it legal.

(YES, it's still against the law in Arkansas.  What do you think we are?  West Virginians?)
Can you help me live a little more?  I expect good news.

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Re: DDD
« Reply #70 on: January 25, 2010, 07:07:49 PM »
Quote from: JD on January 25, 2010, 06:37:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 25, 2010, 06:29:25 PM
Quote from: JD on January 25, 2010, 11:24:21 AM
Quote from: CBStew on January 24, 2010, 09:49:48 PM
Quote from: JD on January 24, 2010, 06:21:15 PM
Quote from: Andy on January 24, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
Big deal, in the last 21 years I've had sex for 20 hours.

How many of those 20 hours were with women?

There are other insulting gags lurking here but I can't think of them.

How many of those 20 hours were with your hands?

(that's still to Andy)

No.  I think that it had something to do with barnyard animals.

I try to keep it legal.

(YES, it's still against the law in Arkansas.  What do you think we are?  West Virginians?)

Pretty much, yeah.

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Re: DDD
« Reply #72 on: February 01, 2010, 12:58:48 PM »
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: DDD
« Reply #73 on: February 01, 2010, 01:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2010, 12:58:48 PM
More of the lovely Christina Hendricks here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/30/christina-hendricks-dazzl_n_443358.html

That page led to links of "best/worst cleavage at the Grammys", which included Kathy Griffin and The Situation.

You fucker.
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Re: DDD
« Reply #74 on: February 01, 2010, 01:15:07 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 01, 2010, 11:56:58 AM
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/28/australian-censor-bo.html ?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Nice link, nerd'd

Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 01, 2010, 12:58:48 PM
More of the lovely Christina Hendricks here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/30/christina-hendricks-dazzl_n_443358.html

Holy shit... She's married to the shroom-popping windowlicker from Super Troopers?



What the fuck?

Adding: I wonder how her snozzberries taste.
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