How you crappin'?

[Oleg]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I wish he would tell us what his girlfriend's fiance's wife's poop looks like.  Or maybe about that one time when they both had to poop at the same time and he wanted to wait till she pooped but then had to hold it longer because it stunk so bad.  I'm sure he has a boatload of stories that involve him and his whatever she is to him now.  Or, maybe he'll just tell us about how Toronto public toilets are better than Chicago's.

Come on, Kurt!  Don't leave us hanging!  I need closure to these anecdotes!

[Canadouche]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I wish he would tell us what his girlfriend's fiance's wife's poop looks like.  Or maybe about that one time when they both had to poop at the same time and he wanted to wait till she pooped but then had to hold it longer because it stunk so bad.  I'm sure he has a boatload of stories that involve him and his whatever she is to him now.  Or, maybe he'll just tell us about how Toronto public toilets are better than Chicago's.

Come on, Kurt!  Don't leave us hanging!  I need closure to these anecdotes!

This is how you write your 1908th post?  I'm still trying to get through it, but I zone out a sentence into your stoner ramble.  Oleg, you can do a little better than that.

Get it?  A little better?  BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SHORT!!!1!11!

[Internet Apex]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I wish he would tell us what his girlfriend's fiance's wife's poop looks like.  Or maybe about that one time when they both had to poop at the same time and he wanted to wait till she pooped but then had to hold it longer because it stunk so bad.  I'm sure he has a boatload of stories that involve him and his whatever she is to him now.  Or, maybe he'll just tell us about how Toronto public toilets are better than Chicago's.

Come on, Kurt!  Don't leave us hanging!  I need closure to these anecdotes!

This is how you write your 1908th post?  I'm still trying to get through it, but I zone out a sentence into your stoner ramble.  Oleg, you can do a little better than that.

Get it?  A little better?  BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SHORT!!!1!11!

Please kill yourself and your significant other.

[Bort]

What the hell is going on here? I leave the internet for a few minutes and STRIFE has been brought to the poop thread?

[Yeti]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I wish he would tell us what his girlfriend's fiance's wife's poop looks like.  Or maybe about that one time when they both had to poop at the same time and he wanted to wait till she pooped but then had to hold it longer because it stunk so bad.  I'm sure he has a boatload of stories that involve him and his whatever she is to him now.  Or, maybe he'll just tell us about how Toronto public toilets are better than Chicago's.

Come on, Kurt!  Don't leave us hanging!  I need closure to these anecdotes!

Oleg's post made me smile. BTW hippie, I'm coming north soon. Probably early May. I expect you to be there for the party. I'm going to follow in your footsteps in the art of findin' tail to take home (or TDubbs')

[Internet Apex]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans.  

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I wish he would tell us what his girlfriend's fiance's wife's poop looks like.  Or maybe about that one time when they both had to poop at the same time and he wanted to wait till she pooped but then had to hold it longer because it stunk so bad.  I'm sure he has a boatload of stories that involve him and his whatever she is to him now.  Or, maybe he'll just tell us about how Toronto public toilets are better than Chicago's.

Come on, Kurt!  Don't leave us hanging!  I need closure to these anecdotes!

Oleg's post made me smile. BTW hippie, I'm coming north soon. Probably early May. I expect you to be there for the party. I'm going to follow in your footsteps in the art of findin' tail to take home (or TDubbs')

Oleg can help you find a lot of useful things. I don't know that tail is on the list.

[Pre]

Oleg can help you find a lot of useful things. I don't know that tail is on the list.

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[Canadouche]

What the hell is going on here? I leave the internet for a few minutes and STRIFE has been brought to the poop thread?

Sorry to ruin your thread about CRAPPING.  I'd point out how incredibly lame this thread is, but that would sort of be redundant ... kind of like a 14 page thread about CRAPPING.  Hey, maybe somebody can start a thread about license plates.  That would be a winner!

[Wheezer]

Sorry to ruin your thread about CRAPPING.

Nonsense. You have invigorated it.

[CT III]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I'm married, jerk.

[Oleg]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I wish he would tell us what his girlfriend's fiance's wife's poop looks like.  Or maybe about that one time when they both had to poop at the same time and he wanted to wait till she pooped but then had to hold it longer because it stunk so bad.  I'm sure he has a boatload of stories that involve him and his whatever she is to him now.  Or, maybe he'll just tell us about how Toronto public toilets are better than Chicago's.

Come on, Kurt!  Don't leave us hanging!  I need closure to these anecdotes!

Oleg's post made me smile. BTW hippie, I'm coming north soon. Probably early May. I expect you to be there for the party. I'm going to follow in your footsteps in the art of findin' tail to take home (or TDubbs')

I'm not taking TDubbs' tail home.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I'm married, jerk.

And I notice you never mention your girlfriend during our awesome conversations. Funny how that works.

[Yeti]

This thread from the same people who once acted outraged when I suggested that the Andy Dolan Special sounded like some kind of scat game?

That wasn't outrage.

We were just dumbfounded by how profoundly unfunny you are.

Shenanigans. 

Is this your new bit or something?

You have participated in a 13-page internet message board thread on POOP.  Anything else you might say on any subject is irrelevant to how ridiculously lame you are.

Kurt is too cool for this thread, you unmarried, American losers.

I'm married, jerk.

And I notice you never mention your girlfriend during our awesome conversations. Funny how that works.

Way to rub it in you fuckhead.

[Tonker]

Hmph. From a comment at scienceblogs.com:

We do have some strange habits in that department in Europe too, though. I was in Austria recently, and the airport toilets are designed so that your crap does not fall into the water, but instead sits out on a shelf in the air, where it can be closely examined before being flushed away. This has the delightful effect of allowing a large deposit to pile high enough to touch the buttocks.

All the toilets in my house (and indeed, all the toilets in all my previous homes in NL and DE) have this inspection shelf.  The hit rate for putting my hand in my own poo when I reach down to wipe my arse is around 30%.

[Internet Apex]

Hmph. From a comment at scienceblogs.com:

We do have some strange habits in that department in Europe too, though. I was in Austria recently, and the airport toilets are designed so that your crap does not fall into the water, but instead sits out on a shelf in the air, where it can be closely examined before being flushed away. This has the delightful effect of allowing a large deposit to pile high enough to touch the buttocks.

All the toilets in my house (and indeed, all the toilets in all my previous homes in NL and DE) have this inspection shelf.  The hit rate for putting my hand in my own poo when I reach down to wipe my arse is around 30%.

I feel completely vindicated as a standing wiper. You people (and I mean sitting wipers not Europeans) have a birth defect or recessive gene similar to nose-pickers or left handers. You're unsanitary and lazy.

/thread.