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Re: Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread
« Reply #738 on: December 08, 2015, 07:16:03 PM »
Goodbye, you goof.

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Re: Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread
« Reply #739 on: December 10, 2015, 08:59:13 AM »
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Quote from: Canadouche on January 06, 2016, 11:25:05 AM
It's a little dusty in here right now...

Damn.  Who ever ghost-wrote that for Starlin did a pretty nifty job.
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Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 06, 2016, 11:33:23 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 06, 2016, 11:27:40 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on January 06, 2016, 11:25:05 AM
It's a little dusty in here right now...

Damn.  Who ever ghost-wrote that for Starlin did a pretty nifty job.

Barry Rozner?
He wrote that when he first came to the Cubs he was a kid.  What is he now?  24?  That isn't even old for a baseball player.
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Quote from: Shooter on June 10, 2017, 09:30:10 PM
.324/.360/.521

Is this what this season is coming to, we're going to start lamenting the Starlin Castro trade now? No one seemed to miss him last year.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 11, 2017, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Shooter on June 10, 2017, 09:30:10 PM
.324/.360/.521

Is this what this season is coming to, we're going to start lamenting the Starlin Castro trade now? No one seemed to miss him last year.
Not lamenting. Just acknowledging that he's a pretty good hitter. And Chuck is still wrong.

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Quote from: Shooter on June 12, 2017, 09:16:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 11, 2017, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Shooter on June 10, 2017, 09:30:10 PM
.324/.360/.521

Is this what this season is coming to, we're going to start lamenting the Starlin Castro trade now? No one seemed to miss him last year.
Not lamenting. Just acknowledging that he's a pretty good hitter. And Chuck is still wrong.

Yeah. I was hoping Starlin's replacement wouldn't beat women, either. Maybe it's something in the dirt between 2nd and 3rd?

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Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 12, 2017, 10:00:50 AM
Quote from: Shooter on June 12, 2017, 09:16:12 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 11, 2017, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Shooter on June 10, 2017, 09:30:10 PM
.324/.360/.521

Is this what this season is coming to, we're going to start lamenting the Starlin Castro trade now? No one seemed to miss him last year.
Not lamenting. Just acknowledging that he's a pretty good hitter. And Chuck is still wrong.

Yeah. I was hoping Starlin's replacement wouldn't beat women, either. Maybe it's something in the dirt between 2nd and 3rd?

Addison's issues aside, he's not Starlin's replacement, Zobrist is. That worked out OK as far as I'm concerned even if he sucks the rest of his contract.
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