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Dead Snow
« on: May 31, 2009, 12:40:13 AM »
Great movie idea, or GREATEST movie idea?

The trailer starts out slow, but the payoff is tremendous.
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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2009, 01:10:49 AM »
Ein, zwei, DIE... indeed. 

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 09:35:20 AM »

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2009, 11:40:40 AM »
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2009, 11:42:31 AM »
Seriously, though... If zombie Hitler makes an appearance, I'd expect Jon to commit ritual suicide after seeing this. Because life would be all downhill from there.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 11:50:46 AM »
Also: notice the "Braindead" (aka "Dead Alive") shirt on the Dr. Jones-quoting dude who finds the Nazi gold.

Clearly Tommy Wirkola has his head in the right place.

I just wish they'd market it here under it's Norwegian title... DØD SNØ
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2009, 01:48:51 PM »
Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2009, 11:50:46 AM
DØD SNØ

That is going to be the name of my metal band. I might add some umlauts though.

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2009, 02:20:04 PM »
Quote from: butthead on May 31, 2009, 01:48:51 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2009, 11:50:46 AM
DØD SNØ

That is going to be the name of my metal band. I might add some umlauts though.

There's always room for umlauts.

ÜRBØN THÜRØ approve of your idea.

Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2009, 11:42:31 AM
Seriously, though... If zombie Hitler makes an appearance, I'd expect Jon to commit ritual suicide after seeing this. Because life would be all downhill from there.

That is my dream.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2009, 11:27:14 PM »
Quote from: Jon on May 31, 2009, 02:20:04 PM
Quote from: butthead on May 31, 2009, 01:48:51 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2009, 11:50:46 AM
DØD SNØ

That is going to be the name of my metal band. I might add some umlauts though.

There's always room for umlauts.

ÜRBØN THÜRØ approve of your idea.

Hmmm.

Needs more thorn...

Ürbån Þürø

Ahhh... Þat's the ticket.

I'd also approve of an eth or two.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2009, 09:29:40 AM »
Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2009, 11:27:14 PM
Quote from: Jon on May 31, 2009, 02:20:04 PM
Quote from: butthead on May 31, 2009, 01:48:51 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 31, 2009, 11:50:46 AM
DØD SNØ

That is going to be the name of my metal band. I might add some umlauts though.

There's always room for umlauts.

ÜRBØN THÜRØ approve of your idea.

Hmmm.

Needs more thorn...

Ürbån Þürø

Ahhh... Þat's the ticket.

I'd also approve of an eth or two.

I didn't feel like hunting for a thorn, but as you did, I will accept the change.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 04:29:33 PM »
On Netflix's Instant Queue... Watch it. Now.

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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2010, 08:43:03 PM »
Saw it the other night.  Phenomenal.

The blood stains on the face were there a too long for my tastes, but who cares. 

Any movie that has someone ripped in half, resulting in said person's brain falling solidly on the ground is good in my book.
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Re: Dead Snow
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2010, 12:10:07 PM »
Now available for free on Comcast OnDemand.
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