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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #450 on: July 06, 2014, 01:08:51 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 05, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
And lo Jeff Samardzija was defenestrated.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #451 on: July 06, 2014, 08:48:39 PM »
Quote from: Bort on July 06, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 05, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
And lo Jeff Samardzija was defenestrated.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #452 on: July 07, 2014, 01:07:21 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on July 06, 2014, 08:48:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 06, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 05, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
And lo Jeff Samardzija was defenestrated.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #453 on: July 07, 2014, 02:57:03 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on July 06, 2014, 08:48:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 06, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 05, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
And lo Jeff Samardzija was defenestrated.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #454 on: July 07, 2014, 05:46:28 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 07, 2014, 02:57:03 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 06, 2014, 08:48:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 06, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 05, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
And lo Jeff Samardzija was defenestrated.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #455 on: July 07, 2014, 04:45:07 PM »
Quote from: Bort on July 07, 2014, 05:46:28 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 07, 2014, 02:57:03 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 06, 2014, 08:48:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 06, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 05, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
And lo Jeff Samardzija was defenestrated.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #456 on: July 07, 2014, 04:57:34 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on July 07, 2014, 04:45:07 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 07, 2014, 05:46:28 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 07, 2014, 02:57:03 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 06, 2014, 08:48:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 06, 2014, 01:08:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 05, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
And lo Jeff Samardzija was defenestrated.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #457 on: August 13, 2015, 10:58:23 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 06, 2010, 08:42:52 AM
Okay, I've slept on this. Now I want the barn to not only be on fire but full of angry hornets.

Samardzija doesn't make it out of the second tomorrow.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #458 on: August 13, 2015, 11:39:12 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on August 13, 2015, 10:58:23 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 06, 2010, 08:42:52 AM
Okay, I've slept on this. Now I want the barn to not only be on fire but full of angry hornets.

Samardzija doesn't make it out of the second tomorrow.

If that happens I'll DEMAND no fewer than 5 Desipiposts from Bort.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #459 on: August 14, 2015, 12:28:01 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #460 on: August 14, 2015, 07:33:27 AM »
Quote from: Bort on August 14, 2015, 12:28:01 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 16, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #461 on: August 14, 2015, 07:36:37 AM »
That cuaker can die, though.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #462 on: August 14, 2015, 08:13:56 AM »
Quote from: SKO on August 14, 2015, 07:36:37 AM
That cuaker can die, though.

Hopefully on the mound later today.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #463 on: August 14, 2015, 08:27:56 AM »
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #464 on: August 14, 2015, 02:13:58 PM »
I reread this thread last night. It was fun to see all of your opinions of Snork ebb and flow, while my white hot hatred remained a rock, battered by the tides, but ultimately never yielding to the idea that he wasn't just kindling for a barn-burning.
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