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MAD

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2010, 09:44:04 AM »
Quote from: R-V on June 07, 2010, 09:41:35 AM
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 09:18:08 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 07, 2010, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: BigDrinky on June 07, 2010, 08:50:11 AM
Arena football... it is air conditioned for your comfort.  Plus, if you go see the Rush, you won't have to worry about annoying intruders in your personal space.  Stop up in section 213 and bring me a greeting beer.  Or not...

I like Arena Football, but with all of that scoring Huey could never enjoy himself. Think of all the fuckers who'd have the gall to stand up after every score.

I have never once, EVER, complained about people standing AFTER scores, you disingenious, misleading, misinterprative pudgy little fuck.

Now APOLOGIZE.




Pank is spelling genuous.

Perfectly in line with Otto, my man.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2010, 09:50:23 AM »
Apex, I'm sure, will be on the golf bandwagon, rooting for the world-famous golfer "The Field," if this guy qualifies for the U.S. Open.

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2010, 10:20:09 AM »
Formula One racing.  Pretty pictures, great sounds, less than 2 hours (or 3 including qualifying), and typically done by 10 am Sunday morning (very TIVO friendly).
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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2010, 10:35:50 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 07, 2010, 09:32:18 AM
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Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 07, 2010, 09:27:08 AM
Internet porn.

Quote from: Yeti on June 07, 2010, 09:25:27 AM
Springfield Headhunters.

Either that, or the 13-14 year old division of the local girl's softball league.

Or a combination of these

That reminds me...Fork, do you remember 8585?

I'm looking for the hockee equivalent.
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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2010, 11:56:01 AM »
Sure, we fairies have the World Cup - but that doesn't last very long. We've still gotta figure out what to do for the rest of the summer.

Go outside? WHAT?

flannj

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2010, 11:57:47 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:56:01 AM
Sure, we fairies have the World Cup - but that doesn't last very long. We've still gotta figure out what to do for the rest of the summer.

Go outside? WHAT?

For me it'll be drinking and yard work.

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Bort

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2010, 12:10:36 PM »
Quote from: flannj on June 07, 2010, 11:57:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:56:01 AM
Sure, we fairies have the World Cup - but that doesn't last very long. We've still gotta figure out what to do for the rest of the summer.

Go outside? WHAT?

For me it'll be drinking and yard work.



Dr. Scotch mows a hell of a lawn.
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Slaky

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2010, 12:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 07, 2010, 12:10:36 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 07, 2010, 11:57:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:56:01 AM
Sure, we fairies have the World Cup - but that doesn't last very long. We've still gotta figure out what to do for the rest of the summer.

Go outside? WHAT?

For me it'll be drinking and yard work.



Dr. Scotch mows a hell of a lawn.

So does Dr. Rockso.


flannj

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2010, 12:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 07, 2010, 12:10:36 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 07, 2010, 11:57:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 07, 2010, 11:56:01 AM
Sure, we fairies have the World Cup - but that doesn't last very long. We've still gotta figure out what to do for the rest of the summer.

Go outside? WHAT?

For me it'll be drinking and yard work.



Dr. Scotch mows a hell of a lawn.

Yes he does.

"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen

Saul Goodman

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2010, 01:24:06 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on June 07, 2010, 09:18:53 AM
Chicago Slaughter, anyone?  Defending CIFL champs.  Mongo is their head coach (littile-known fact: The Fridge turned the Slaughter's offer of "Director of Football Operations" down.).  Plus, *IAN is the team's official photographer of the Slaughter Girls.  Proof here:  http://chicago-slaughter.com/html/dancers/default.html

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Tinker to Evers to Chance

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2010, 02:54:05 PM »
My AL team is the Royals.  

So it looks like I'll be following my beloved hometown Isotopes for the rest of the summer.
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Bort

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2010, 03:10:14 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 07, 2010, 02:54:05 PM
My AL team is the Royals.  

So it looks like I'll be following my beloved hometown Isotopes for the rest of the summer.

Honest question: do you actually follow the Royals, or do you just have sort a well-disposed feeling about them? Sort of the way I'm glad the Nationals exist, but feel no need to watch their games or learn a fact about them?
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Tinker to Evers to Chance

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2010, 03:23:58 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 07, 2010, 03:10:14 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 07, 2010, 02:54:05 PM
My AL team is the Royals.  

So it looks like I'll be following my beloved hometown Isotopes for the rest of the summer.

Honest question: do you actually follow the Royals, or do you just have sort a well-disposed feeling about them? Sort of the way I'm glad the Nationals exist, but feel no need to watch their games or learn a fact about them?

I don't follow them as closely as I used to, but I became a Royals fan when I was stationed in Kansas where they were the only thing on TV and the radio.  I made a couple of trips to Kansas City to watch the games (cheapest ticket in baseball).

Nowadays, I just watch them when the Cubs aren't on to mock Ned Yost and fantasize about FIREBARNING David Glass.
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Bort

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2010, 03:24:55 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 07, 2010, 03:23:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 07, 2010, 03:10:14 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 07, 2010, 02:54:05 PM
My AL team is the Royals.  

So it looks like I'll be following my beloved hometown Isotopes for the rest of the summer.

Honest question: do you actually follow the Royals, or do you just have sort a well-disposed feeling about them? Sort of the way I'm glad the Nationals exist, but feel no need to watch their games or learn a fact about them?

I don't follow them as closely as I used to, but I became a Royals fan when I was stationed in Kansas where they were the only thing on TV and the radio.  I made a couple of trips to Kansas City to watch the games (cheapest ticket in baseball).

Nowadays, I just watch them when the Cubs aren't on to mock Ned Yost and fantasize about FIREBARNING David Glass.

Fair enough. Just checking.
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Kermit IV

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Re: Gutless fucking escape hatch
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2010, 03:27:15 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 07, 2010, 08:45:33 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 07, 2010, 08:20:28 AM
We need a new thread where the gutless slapdicks on this board who choose "alternate" teams can cheer them on all summer.

IAN's got his beloved Cardinals and Pen, his heroic Tigers. Many of you have already hopped on CFIHP's Twins wagon, too.

SKO's got his Saskatchewan Roughriders and the Desipio europansies have World Cup Turf Diving.

Me, I've been leaning pretty hard on the Hawks. But their march to the Cup comes to an end this week.

So who else you got?

Oh, come ON.