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Theodore
« on: July 27, 2010, 08:56:04 PM »
So long, my good friend. Another fine outing this evening. If this were Wrigley you'd be getting a standing ovation. Rest assured, you're getting one none the less.

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 09:18:28 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2010, 08:56:04 PM
So long, my good friend. Another fine outing this evening. If this were Wrigley you'd be getting a standing ovation. Rest assured, you're getting one none the less.

IN MY PANTS!

He'll get one next time he pitches at Wrigley and more than likely while he's mowing down hapless Cub hitters. It'll be so Mark DeRosa.

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 10:23:22 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 27, 2010, 09:18:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 27, 2010, 08:56:04 PM
So long, my good friend. Another fine outing this evening. If this were Wrigley you'd be getting a standing ovation. Rest assured, you're getting one none the less.

IN MY PANTS!

He'll get one next time he pitches at Wrigley and more than likely while he's mowing down hapless Cub hitters. It'll be so Mark DeRosa.

I can't wait!
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Re: Theodore
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2010, 09:06:17 AM »
Closing line from today's Chicago Sun-Times story on Ted Lilly:

''He's not afraid of anything,'' the scout said. ''The guy's got huge balls.''

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/2541318,CST-SPT-cub28.article

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2010, 10:18:31 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on July 28, 2010, 09:06:17 AM
Closing line from today's Chicago Sun-Times story on Ted Lilly:

''He's not afraid of anything,'' the scout said. ''The guy's got huge balls.''

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/2541318,CST-SPT-cub28.article



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Re: Theodore
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 12:01:13 PM »

Fair warning: If Antti Niemi wins his arbitration hearing tomorrow, this thread will be hijacked for the Hawks' new goalie shortly thereafter.
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Re: Theodore
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 03:35:20 PM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2010, 03:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Fork on July 28, 2010, 12:01:13 PM

Fair warning: If Antti Niemi wins his arbitration hearing tomorrow, this thread will be hijacked for the Hawks' new goalie shortly thereafter.

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2010, 04:00:56 PM »
A million times yes.

*Unless some statfhag proves me wrong.
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Re: Theodore
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2010, 04:06:15 PM »
What's his injury status?  Some sort of forearm thing?  Can't seem to find clear details.

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2010, 04:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 28, 2010, 04:06:15 PM
What's his injury status?  Some sort of forearm thing?  Can't seem to find clear details.

He came off the DL last weekend.

He was back (uninjured) for a while, but was in the minors because he was struggling with his command a bit.

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 04:10:41 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on July 28, 2010, 04:00:56 PM
A million times yes.

*Unless some statfhag proves me wrong.

I'm going with a "meh" for now.

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 04:13:37 PM »
The Cubs should turn around and trade Happ for prospects.
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Re: Theodore
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 04:16:24 PM »
Quote from: Bort on July 28, 2010, 04:13:37 PM
The Cubs should turn around and trade Happ for prospects.

You IDITO, this is a part of the Bip Robreys deal.

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Re: Theodore
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 04:17:37 PM »
Quote from: Bort on July 28, 2010, 04:13:37 PM
The Cubs should turn around and trade Happ for prospects.

Two HIGH LEVEL prospects.

In the abstract...