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Saul Goodman

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #75 on: August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM »
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Gilgamesh

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #76 on: August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass boot.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #77 on: August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #78 on: August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Bort

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2010, 03:25:34 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

This thread just got so much more awesome.
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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #80 on: August 12, 2010, 03:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:25:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

This thread just got so much more awesome.

Let's just not get distracted from the point of this thread. I need to know how to get plastered in style.
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Bort

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #81 on: August 12, 2010, 03:31:49 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:25:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

This thread just got so much more awesome.

Let's just not get distracted from the point of this thread. I need to know how to get plastered in style.

Oh, of course. May I suggest the "Perfect" Manhattan?
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

SKO

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #82 on: August 12, 2010, 03:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:31:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:25:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

This thread just got so much more awesome.

Let's just not get distracted from the point of this thread. I need to know how to get plastered in style.

Oh, of course. May I suggest the "Perfect" Manhattan?

You may.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2010, 03:40:43 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

Yes sir, thank you sir.

Eli

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2010, 03:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

I enjoyed this.

Bort

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #85 on: August 12, 2010, 03:47:34 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:31:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:25:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

This thread just got so much more awesome.

Let's just not get distracted from the point of this thread. I need to know how to get plastered in style.

Oh, of course. May I suggest the "Perfect" Manhattan?

You may.

Then I suggest that.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #86 on: August 12, 2010, 03:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:47:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:31:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:25:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

This thread just got so much more awesome.

Let's just not get distracted from the point of this thread. I need to know how to get plastered in style.

Oh, of course. May I suggest the "Perfect" Manhattan?

You may.

Then I suggest that.

Got it.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

Bort

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #87 on: August 12, 2010, 04:03:06 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:47:34 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:37:11 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:31:49 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:25:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

This thread just got so much more awesome.

Let's just not get distracted from the point of this thread. I need to know how to get plastered in style.

Oh, of course. May I suggest the "Perfect" Manhattan?

You may.

Then I suggest that.

Got it.

Good.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #88 on: August 12, 2010, 04:54:53 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 12, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
Quote from: Bort on August 12, 2010, 03:25:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 03:22:44 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

I typically drink beer from a 2 L glass bootclown shoe.

Nixoned.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.  DON'T RUIN THIS THREAD FOR ME TOO!!!!

FUCK!

This thread just got so much more awesome.

Let's just not get distracted from the point of this thread. I need to know how to get plastered in style.

That's easy - wear a watch around your belt loop. Any other questions?

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Re: Fine Liquor
« Reply #89 on: August 12, 2010, 05:14:24 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 12, 2010, 03:40:43 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 12, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

Yes sir, thank you sir.

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