Potential Death Alert: Everyone Who Is Currently Alive

[Bort]

Earth?

The bottom line: BP's Deepwater Horizon drilling operation may have triggered an irreversible, cascading geological Apocalypse that will culminate with the first mass extinction of life on Earth in many millions of years.

The oil giant drilled down miles into a geologically unstable region and may have set the stage for the eventual premature release of a methane mega-bubble.

The world is just waiting for someone to pull its finger.

The world is my dad?