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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM »
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 08:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 07:54:21 AM
Assuming his on-field career is probably never going to be stellar, maybe we can prep him for the booth with Pat Hughes.

And by "we" I literally mean "us." At Shitty's. After the shirtless hugs.

As long as Kerry has a position as well

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2011, 08:47:00 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on January 13, 2011, 08:44:55 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 07:54:21 AM
Assuming his on-field career is probably never going to be stellar, maybe we can prep him for the booth with Pat Hughes.

And by "we" I literally mean "us." At Shitty's. After the shirtless hugs.

As long as Kerry has a position as well

It is in the contract.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2011, 10:18:08 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

He can explain it all to you over some Chicago Sliders at a screening of Red Heat.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2011, 10:29:57 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2011, 10:38:28 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2011, 10:45:48 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?

It was a lame attempt at humor.  It happens.

Not everything can be broken down and looked at through your prism of ashurtedness.  THINK, Jon!


Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2011, 10:49:21 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?

It was a lame attempt at humor.  It happens.

Not everything can be broken down and looked at through your prism of ashurtedness.  THINK, Jon!




I'm intrigued by your theories and would like to hear more about how I'm asshurt.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2011, 10:50:23 AM »
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:49:21 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?

It was a lame attempt at humor.  It happens.

Not everything can be broken down and looked at through your prism of ashurtedness.  THINK, Jon!




I'm intrigued by your theories and would like to hear more about how I'm asshurt.

It's because Huey's too big for anal.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2011, 10:51:51 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2011, 10:50:23 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:49:21 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?

It was a lame attempt at humor.  It happens.

Not everything can be broken down and looked at through your prism of ashurtedness.  THINK, Jon!




I'm intrigued by your theories and would like to hear more about how I'm asshurt.

It's because Huey's too big for anal.

You know good and damn well I would never allow an Irish person to play arond back there.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2011, 11:07:05 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?

It was a lame attempt at humor.  It happens.


I understand.  Not everyone can be as funny as Jim Belushi.
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Re: The 2011 Fernando Perez is my favoritest ballplayer ever thread
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2011, 11:08:22 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on January 13, 2011, 11:07:05 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:38:28 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
Quote from: PANK! on January 13, 2011, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Bort on January 13, 2011, 09:25:52 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 13, 2011, 08:32:02 AM
I will also help build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez.

By help, you mean "serve as the hood ornament?"

"I will also serve as the hood ornament build the ReedJohnsonHateMobile if that cracker makes the team as the fifth outfielder in front of Perez."?

Jon, that doesn't make any sense.

PedantHuey is still angry about my stickpoking of his localasshurt, I see.

You don't see very well.

I apparently don't. Why don't you explain your comment, as I see it as a failure to be funny through literalism. What do you see it as?

It was a lame attempt at humor.  It happens.


I understand.  Not everyone can be as funny as the Chi's own Jim Belushi.

True local'd.
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