Your 2011-12 NFL Thread: Lock Out Fever, Catch It!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

[PenPho]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

[Yeti]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

[PenPho]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

[Yeti]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

Cap'N Crunch doesn't have marshmallows

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

Cap'N Crunch doesn't have marshmallows

I was thinking Lucky Charms, you Irish fuck.

[Bort]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

Cap'N Crunch doesn't have marshmallows

I was thinking Lucky Charms, you Irish fuck.

You're always thinking of Lucky Charms, aren't you?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bernard-Hopkins-McNabb-isn-8217-t-tough-enough;_ylt=AuD9brZtaFa7hflunMYeilhDubYF?urn=nfl-wp1972 Donovan Bernard Hopkins calls Donovan McNabb a house n**ger. Apparently 1) you're only tough if you're black. 2) McNabb isn't black enough to be tough, like Vick or Terrell Owens.

Bernard Hopkins is a bit, shall we say, punchy.

I also enjoy how quickly Eagles fans  have jumped on Michael Vick as being so much better than McNabb, when McNabb at least made it to the NFC Championship game before choking out of the playoffs every year.

You honestly think Mcnabb is still a good quarterback?

No no, I don't mean now. I mean I know several Eagles fans who act like Vick is better than McNabb ever Was, which is total horseshit. There was a period later in his career where McNabb was helped alot by the team he had around him, but for most of his career he was the main reason that team ever got anywhere near the Superbowl, not the reason they never won it.

NO ONE MAKES SAD COMMENTS ABOUT MCNABB OR GROSSMAN TO SKO.

1. I've made my reputation as a Cutler dongchugger. 2. The KO stands for neither Grossman nor McNabb, buddy. 3. I just don't think Michael Vick was all that great after his hot start last year, and I think the Bears and the Packers and the Joe Webb led Vikings showed that. Alot of the McNabb-hating part of the Eagles fanbase act like they've exorcised some great demon and finally got rid of the thing that was holding them back and they're exactly 0% better than they were in the McNabb era.

"A lot"

Two words.

Lowest.  Form of.  Life.

I know, but I couldn't help it - he's a serial alotist.

You're a serial alotistcorrector

I don't think "serial" means what you think it means.

He thinks it's coated in sugar and comes with tiny marshmallows.

Cap'N Crunch doesn't have marshmallows

I was thinking Lucky Charms, you Irish fuck.

You're always thinking of Lucky Charms, aren't you?

Aye, 'tis true. 

[SKO]

Fucking hell.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

One source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

[Internet Apex]

We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

One source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

This is the least surprising something something. There's no way these people were going to risk losing revenue over this clusterfuck.

[SKO]

We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

One source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

Indeed. Things are looking most optimistic. Either way, the important thing is that the CFL preseason kicks off tonight as my personal friend Smilin' Hank Burris leads his Calgary Stampeders into action against the Big Cheyenne Lions .

[SKO]

We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

One source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

This is the least surprising something something. There's no way these people were going to risk losing revenue over this clusterfuck.

DPD. THIS. I had a few moments of doubt, but for the most part I stuck by my opinion they'd get it sorted out before training camp since the rest of the offseason really means fuck-all anyway. All this did was point out once more how pointless OTAs are.

[CT III]

We're reportedly drawing ever closer to the day when we can finally give SKO his belt and shoelaces back...

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15231374/nfl-source-labor-negotiations-8085-percent-complete/

One source with intimate knowledge of the discussions tells me negotiations are 80-85 percent complete. They've made such fast progress, I'm told, it's catching many of the principals by surprise. Some are now canceling vacations, believing an agreement will be reached within a matter of days.

Indeed. Things are looking most optimistic. Either way, the important thing is that the CFL preseason kicks off tonight as my personal friend Smilin' Hank Burris leads his Calgary Stampeders into action against the Big Cheyenne Lions .

The opening night of the CFL takes place the same night as Game 7 of a Stanley Cup Finals in which a Canadian team has the chance to win the Cup for the first time in almost 20 years?

Nice choice Jim.