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CBStew

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Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« on: May 04, 2011, 12:55:08 PM »
He was hired to hit home runs.  The Cubs paid him $10 million dollars to hit that home run last night.  Alternatively, each of his 25 strikeouts so far has cost the Cubs $400,000. 
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2011, 12:58:40 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 04, 2011, 12:55:08 PM
He was hired to hit home runs.  The Cubs paid him $10 million dollars to hit that home run last night.  Alternatively, each of his 25 strikeouts so far has cost the Cubs $400,000. 

I know what you're doing and I approve.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2011, 01:01:31 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 12:58:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 04, 2011, 12:55:08 PM
He was hired to hit home runs.  The Cubs paid him $10 million dollars to hit that home run last night.  Alternatively, each of his 25 strikeouts so far has cost the Cubs $400,000. 

I know what you're doing and I approve.

I thought approvals were supposed to go through Chad? Or is that only on Weezer's post about the dead?
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 01:02:48 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 04, 2011, 01:01:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 12:58:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 04, 2011, 12:55:08 PM
He was hired to hit home runs.  The Cubs paid him $10 million dollars to hit that home run last night.  Alternatively, each of his 25 strikeouts so far has cost the Cubs $400,000. 

I know what you're doing and I approve.

I thought approvals were supposed to go through Chad? Or is that only on Weezer's post about the dead?

Chad is going to come here to feign annoyance that Stew started another thread.
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BH

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 01:07:38 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 01:02:48 PM
Quote from: BH on May 04, 2011, 01:01:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2011, 12:58:40 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 04, 2011, 12:55:08 PM
He was hired to hit home runs.  The Cubs paid him $10 million dollars to hit that home run last night.  Alternatively, each of his 25 strikeouts so far has cost the Cubs $400,000. 

I know what you're doing and I approve.

I thought approvals were supposed to go through Chad? Or is that only on Weezer's post about the dead?

Chad is going to come here to feign annoyance that Stew started another thread.

Maybe Notting Hill is on tv.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 01:30:26 PM »
Carlos Pena is now tied for third on the Cubs in Home Runs.
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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 01:31:04 PM »
No shit.  We're talking about this very topic in about 4 other threads.  Thanks for starting this one.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 01:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 04, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Carlos Pena is now tied for third on the Cubs in Home Runs.

Let us know when he's tied for third in a stat that matters, especially for power hitters.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2011, 01:50:28 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 04, 2011, 01:31:27 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 04, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Carlos Pena is now tied for third on the Cubs in Home Runs.

Let us know when he's tied for third in a stat that matters, especially for power hitters.

He's tied for 3rd in stolen bases. And 2nd in times he's been caught stealing this year.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2011, 02:03:38 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 04, 2011, 01:31:27 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 04, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Carlos Pena is now tied for third on the Cubs in Home Runs.

Let us know when he's tied for third in a stat that matters, especially for power hitters.

Hey, that one actually matters!
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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2011, 02:14:40 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 04, 2011, 01:31:27 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 04, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Carlos Pena is now tied for third on the Cubs in Home Runs.

Let us know when he's tied for third in a stat that matters, especially for power hitters.

So much for the FYC thread.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2011, 02:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 04, 2011, 02:14:40 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 04, 2011, 01:31:27 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 04, 2011, 01:30:26 PM
Carlos Pena is now tied for third on the Cubs in Home Runs.

Let us know when he's tied for third in a stat that matters, especially for power hitters.

So much for the FYC thread.

Explain.

No, wait... On second thought, don't.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2011, 03:17:56 PM »
The Worst Player in the History of Baseball (TWPHB) is now tied for second on the Cubs in home runs.
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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2011, 03:19:17 PM »
FYSTEW!
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CBStew

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Re: Carlos Pena is the worst player in the history of baseball
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2011, 04:12:14 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 04, 2011, 03:19:17 PM
FYSTEW!

2 homeruns at $5 million each.  Nice. 
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