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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #465 on: June 27, 2012, 01:40:32 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 27, 2012, 01:33:42 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 27, 2012, 01:23:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 27, 2012, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 27, 2012, 10:36:40 AM
Let's talk about fun stuff, like the new playoff coming.  BONER

Or the first 3-loss team being crowned National Champion. BONER

There hasn't been a 3 loss team in the top 4 of the BCS in the last 14 years.... So what was the point again?

Fork is lamenting the day when they inevitably expand to 8, then 12, then 16, then 24, and probably eventually 32 teams, which would inevitably force the playoff to start around Thanksgiving weekend giving you a slate of 16 games from Wednesday night through the Saturday after Thanksgiving. You'll then have a few decent games every weekend culminating with a Final Four on New Year's Day and a championship game the week after. And when that 3-loss team wins, they'll have three somewhat fluky losses against top tier opponents and then they'll have won five playoff games.

To me, that would be glorious. Had Gordon Hayward made that half-court shot against Duke in 2010, would moan "Oh this sucks, a Horizon League team that lost to a couple shitty teams along the way won the national championship?" Or would they note that the current college football season is a pile of shit because the national championship is decided less on what happens on the field than on what happens off of it.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #466 on: June 27, 2012, 03:50:46 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 27, 2012, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 27, 2012, 10:36:40 AM
Let's talk about fun stuff, like the new playoff coming.  BONER

Or the first 3-loss team being crowned National Champion. BONER

Why should we talk about 1981?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_football_national_championships_in_NCAA_Division_I_FBS
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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #467 on: June 27, 2012, 06:16:28 PM »
I'd like to congratulate the commissioners for coming up with a playoff system that illinois will never qualify for.
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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #468 on: June 27, 2012, 06:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 27, 2012, 06:16:28 PM
I'd like to congratulate the commissioners for coming up with a playoff system that illinois will never qualify for.

Really?  Because that doesn't seem too hard.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #469 on: June 27, 2012, 08:59:43 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 27, 2012, 06:38:06 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on June 27, 2012, 06:16:28 PM
I'd like to congratulate the commissioners for coming up with a playoff system that illinois will never qualify for.

Really?  Because that doesn't seem too hard.

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #470 on: June 27, 2012, 09:01:28 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on June 27, 2012, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 27, 2012, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 27, 2012, 10:36:40 AM
Let's talk about fun stuff, like the new playoff coming.  BONER

Or the first 3-loss team being crowned National Champion. BONER

Why should we talk about 1981?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_football_national_championships_in_NCAA_Division_I_FBS


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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #471 on: June 27, 2012, 09:46:31 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 27, 2012, 09:01:28 PM
Quote from: thehawk on June 27, 2012, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 27, 2012, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 27, 2012, 10:36:40 AM
Let's talk about fun stuff, like the new playoff coming.  BONER

Or the first 3-loss team being crowned National Champion. BONER

Why should we talk about 1981?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_football_national_championships_in_NCAA_Division_I_FBS


YOU LEAVE THE CLEMSON TIGERS ALONE.

Clemson?  Bah.  GO GAMECOCKS!!!

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #472 on: June 28, 2012, 08:14:17 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 27, 2012, 09:46:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 27, 2012, 09:01:28 PM
Quote from: thehawk on June 27, 2012, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 27, 2012, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 27, 2012, 10:36:40 AM
Let's talk about fun stuff, like the new playoff coming.  BONER

Or the first 3-loss team being crowned National Champion. BONER

Why should we talk about 1981?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_football_national_championships_in_NCAA_Division_I_FBS


YOU LEAVE THE CLEMSON TIGERS ALONE.

Clemson?  Bah.  GO GAMECOCKS!!!

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #473 on: June 28, 2012, 11:59:56 AM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on June 28, 2012, 08:14:17 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 27, 2012, 09:46:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 27, 2012, 09:01:28 PM
Quote from: thehawk on June 27, 2012, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 27, 2012, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 27, 2012, 10:36:40 AM
Let's talk about fun stuff, like the new playoff coming.  BONER

Or the first 3-loss team being crowned National Champion. BONER

Why should we talk about 1981?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_football_national_championships_in_NCAA_Division_I_FBS


YOU LEAVE THE CLEMSON TIGERS ALONE.

Clemson?  Bah.  GO GAMECOCKS!!!

We all know that Bort is really a Wofford Terriers fan.  [/PenFoe]

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Re: 2011 NCAA/BigTen Football Thread
« Reply #477 on: July 09, 2012, 09:55:44 AM »
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