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Saul Goodman

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2011, 04:21:12 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on December 15, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
But what if he got the herp from a lass like Marisa Miller?*

MOAR VINDIKASHUN


















*pure speculation

It would explain why she's never been photographed wearing Remetee.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2011, 08:10:12 PM »
These things are endlessly entertaining...

Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2012, 04:26:44 PM »
Shit.

Quote
Ryan Braun has won his appeal of a drug suspension and will not be suspended for 50 games. Blog on http://jsonline.com.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2012, 04:28:53 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
Shit.

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Ryan Braun has won his appeal of a drug suspension and will not be suspended for 50 games. Blog on http://jsonline.com.

http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/holy-shit-ryan-braun-wins-drug-test-appeal,69859/

"Someone familiar with the decision said the appeal went Braun's way not so much on contesting the result of the test but the testing process itself, some kind of technicality."

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 04:36:12 PM »
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 04:28:53 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
Shit.

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Ryan Braun has won his appeal of a drug suspension and will not be suspended for 50 games. Blog on http://jsonline.com.

http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/holy-shit-ryan-braun-wins-drug-test-appeal,69859/

"Someone familiar with the decision said the appeal went Braun's way not so much on contesting the result of the test but the testing process itself, some kind of technicality."

If there's herpes at the tip, you must acquit.

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2012, 04:39:05 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 23, 2012, 04:36:12 PM
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 04:28:53 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
Shit.

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Ryan Braun has won his appeal of a drug suspension and will not be suspended for 50 games. Blog on http://jsonline.com.

http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/holy-shit-ryan-braun-wins-drug-test-appeal,69859/

"Someone familiar with the decision said the appeal went Braun's way not so much on contesting the result of the test but the testing process itself, some kind of technicality."

If there's herpes at the tip, you must acquit.

Stolen.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2012, 05:15:44 PM »
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 04:28:53 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
Shit.

Quote
Ryan Braun has won his appeal of a drug suspension and will not be suspended for 50 games. Blog on http://jsonline.com.

http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/holy-shit-ryan-braun-wins-drug-test-appeal,69859/

"Someone familiar with the decision said the appeal went Braun's way not so much on contesting the result of the test but the testing process itself, some kind of technicality."

http://twitter.com/JonHeymanCBS/status/172813098275704832

Quotepart of braun's argument was that the chain of custody was broken for 2 days, meaning the sample was left unprotected

http://twitter.com/karlravechespn/status/172818576783314945

QuoteAppears Brauns team won because a courier didn't take positive test to fed ex building thought it was closed Saturday night..protocol?

This is pretty much the only way he could have won his appeal.

The herpes defense was always a non-starter. Best case scenario, it would have basically boiled down to: "I only tested positive because of the steroids I was taking."
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2012, 05:19:06 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 23, 2012, 05:15:44 PM
Quote from: BH on February 23, 2012, 04:28:53 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
Shit.

Quote
Ryan Braun has won his appeal of a drug suspension and will not be suspended for 50 games. Blog on http://jsonline.com.

http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/holy-shit-ryan-braun-wins-drug-test-appeal,69859/

"Someone familiar with the decision said the appeal went Braun's way not so much on contesting the result of the test but the testing process itself, some kind of technicality."

http://twitter.com/JonHeymanCBS/status/172813098275704832

Quotepart of braun's argument was that the chain of custody was broken for 2 days, meaning the sample was left unprotected

http://twitter.com/karlravechespn/status/172818576783314945

QuoteAppears Brauns team won because a courier didn't take positive test to fed ex building thought it was closed Saturday night..protocol?

This is pretty much the only way he could have won his appeal.

The herpes defense was always a non-starter. Best case scenario, it would have basically boiled down to: "I only tested positive because of the steroids I was taking."

Well, the good news is that he's totally going to suck now because he has to stop juicing.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2012, 05:22:28 PM »
I'm stunned that the first reported case of a player getting a failed MLB drug test overturned plays for the Milwaukee Brewers.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2012, 05:29:07 PM »
Anybody want to pop for a Craigslist Ad in Milwaukee?:


QuoteFor sale - MLB MVP's urine kept fresh in my fridge. $1,000 or BO. It is not OK to contact this member
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2012, 05:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on February 23, 2012, 05:29:07 PM
Anybody want to pop for a Craigslist Ad in Milwaukee?:


QuoteFor sale - MLB MVP's urine kept fresh in my fridge. $1,000 or BO. It is not OK to contact this member

psst... they're free.

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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2012, 05:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on February 23, 2012, 05:22:28 PM
I'm stunned that the first reported case of a player getting a failed MLB drug test overturned plays for the Milwaukee Brewers.

Don't jump to conclusions.  This was an arbitrator's decision, not Selig's.  MLB's official position is disagreement with the decision.  Of course that could be a cover for a collusive result.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2012, 05:53:01 PM »
This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2012, 06:00:14 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on February 23, 2012, 05:53:01 PM
This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2012, 06:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 23, 2012, 06:00:14 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on February 23, 2012, 05:53:01 PM
This is the internet. It's for jumping to conclusions.

And porn.

And stock quotes.

And arguing with strangers.
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