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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #435 on: June 29, 2016, 09:54:33 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 29, 2016, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 29, 2016, 08:33:38 AM
That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

He's the best everything everywhere ever.

Fight me.

I'd rather fight you than Rizzo.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #436 on: June 29, 2016, 09:58:40 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 29, 2016, 09:54:33 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 29, 2016, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 29, 2016, 08:33:38 AM
That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

He's the best everything everywhere ever.

Fight me.

I'd rather fight you than Rizzo.

You're going to once Seth Jones gets offer-sheeted.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #437 on: June 29, 2016, 11:09:47 AM »
Quote from: CT III on June 29, 2016, 09:58:40 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on June 29, 2016, 09:54:33 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 29, 2016, 08:49:04 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 29, 2016, 08:33:38 AM
That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

He's the best everything everywhere ever.

Fight me.

I'd rather fight you than Rizzo.

You're going to once Seth Jones gets offer-sheeted.

He just got 6/32 from Lumbus.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #438 on: June 29, 2016, 11:38:35 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 29, 2016, 08:33:38 AM
That shithead RV may consider him an awful, streaky hitter but Fangraphs argues that Tony may be the best hitter in the NL right now:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/anthony-rizzo-keeps-getting-better/

Whatever. Written by a chick.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #439 on: June 29, 2016, 11:42:00 AM »
BLAMMO!
M'lady.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #440 on: June 29, 2016, 11:44:42 AM »
Pinky Dong
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #441 on: June 29, 2016, 11:47:14 AM »
I hope Hamilton isn't seriously hurt because Rizzo bouncing an inside the park homer off of his stupid face is poetic justice.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #442 on: June 29, 2016, 12:39:20 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 29, 2016, 11:47:14 AM
I hope Hamilton isn't seriously hurt because Rizzo bouncing an inside the park homer off of his stupid face is poetic justice.

I don't care if Alexander Hamilton is currently in better condition than Billy Hamilton right now. Tonight, I will pull up the archived game and listen to the WLW audio feed to the video of Rizzo's fly ball caroming 200 feet off of Billy Hamilton's face and giggle while Marty Brennaman complains about how no one wants the Cubs to win anything ever.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #443 on: June 30, 2016, 08:47:26 AM »
Quote from: SKO on June 29, 2016, 11:47:14 AM
I hope Hamilton isn't seriously hurt because Rizzo bouncing an inside the park homer off of his stupid face is poetic justice.

I don't care how hurt he is.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #444 on: June 30, 2016, 08:52:13 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 30, 2016, 08:47:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 29, 2016, 11:47:14 AM
I hope Hamilton isn't seriously hurt because Rizzo bouncing an inside the park homer off of his stupid face is poetic justice.

I don't care how hurt he is.

This
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #445 on: June 30, 2016, 09:48:35 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 30, 2016, 08:47:26 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 29, 2016, 11:47:14 AM
I hope Hamilton isn't seriously hurt because Rizzo bouncing an inside the park homer off of his stupid face is poetic justice.

I don't care how hurt he is.

I was hoping for a Dead Pool thread.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #446 on: July 18, 2016, 07:38:06 PM »
Bump

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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #447 on: July 18, 2016, 09:39:55 PM »
That AB was maybe my favorite single momemt of the season. Elite at bat by an elite hitter
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #448 on: July 18, 2016, 11:05:28 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 18, 2016, 09:39:55 PM
That AB was maybe my favorite single momemt of the season. Elite at bat by an elite hitter

This, misspelling and all.
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Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
« Reply #449 on: July 19, 2016, 03:12:04 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on July 18, 2016, 11:05:28 PM
Quote from: SKO on July 18, 2016, 09:39:55 PM
That AB was maybe my favourite single momemt of the season. Elite at bat by an elite hitter

This, misspelling and all.

It's okay, I fixed the misspelling.
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