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Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« on: August 20, 2012, 08:59:51 AM »
Dempster couldn't be the team mule on the trip up to Canada because he lost his passport and hasn't had it for several years.

Really? He's from BC, he has family up there and not once did he think it might be nice to have his passport to travel home?

At least he helped Roy Oswalt get another chance at starting.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2012, 09:26:39 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on August 20, 2012, 08:59:51 AM
Dempster couldn't be the team mule on the trip up to Canada because he lost his passport and hasn't had it for several years.

Really? He's from BC, he has family up there and not once did he think it might be nice to have his passport to travel home?

At least he helped Roy Oswalt get another chance at starting.

The way he's pitching for Texas, I'm betting the Rangers were hoping that he lost his passport while he was in Canada.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2012, 10:51:17 AM »
I think the MEP happened in April so I'm really looking forward to the Troll Dempster Playoff Pantshitting Party - sponsored by Massengill Douche and whatever Russell Brand movie is about to come out.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2012, 11:20:44 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on August 20, 2012, 08:59:51 AM
Dempster couldn't be the team mule on the trip up to Canada because he lost his passport and hasn't had it for several years.

Really? He's from BC, he has family up there and not once did he think it might be nice to have his passport to travel home?

At least he helped Roy Oswalt get another chance at starting.

Something something something something.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2012, 12:18:21 PM »
Greinke and Dempster aren't helping themselves when they hit the free agent market.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2012, 03:44:49 PM »
...and sitting at home for the rest of the playoffs. Go O's?
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2012, 06:27:47 PM »
Quote from: BigDrinky on October 06, 2012, 03:44:49 PM
...and sitting at home for the rest of the playoffs. Go O's?
go O's go Natnals
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2012, 07:28:16 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on October 06, 2012, 06:27:47 PM
Quote from: BigDrinky on October 06, 2012, 03:44:49 PM
...and sitting at home for the rest of the playoffs. Go O's?
go O's go Natnals

I am fine with an O's/Natinals series.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2012, 10:57:34 PM »
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2012, 08:41:03 PM »
Gio Gonzalez pulled a Dempster against the Cardinals today: 7 BB.  Since the Nationals aren't the Cubs, they still won.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2013, 02:08:55 AM »
DPD.  Insufferable clown Ryan Dempster needed four (!) tries to finally hit Alex Rodriguez, undoubtedly marking the very moment when the scales fell from his eyes and A-Rod realized for the first time all the wrong he'd done and profoundly regretted the litany of mistakes he'd ... lol no, it meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.

This gutsy, not-at-all-cowardly-even-though-Dempster-didn't-have-to-face-Yankees-pitching-as-a-batter beanball pleased the (bloodthirsty Boston) audience more than all of his 'jokes' combined ever will, though, so there's that.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2013, 03:25:04 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 19, 2013, 02:08:55 AM
DPD.  Insufferable clown Ryan Dempster needed four (!) tries to finally hit Alex Rodriguez, undoubtedly marking the very moment when the scales fell from his eyes and A-Rod realized for the first time all the wrong he'd done and profoundly regretted the litany of mistakes he'd ... lol no, it meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.

This gutsy, not-at-all-cowardly-even-though-Dempster-didn't-have-to-face-Yankees-pitching-as-a-batter beanball pleased the (bloodthirsty Boston) audience more than all of his 'jokes' combined ever will, though, so there's that.

How colossal a bunch of arseholes do Dempster and the Boston fans have to be to make me actively root for A-Rod and the Yankees?  I admit it: I really enjoyed A-Rod's subsequent homer.  That makes me feel so fucking dirty.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2013, 08:12:16 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on August 19, 2013, 03:25:04 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 19, 2013, 02:08:55 AM
DPD.  Insufferable clown Ryan Dempster needed four (!) tries to finally hit Alex Rodriguez, undoubtedly marking the very moment when the scales fell from his eyes and A-Rod realized for the first time all the wrong he'd done and profoundly regretted the litany of mistakes he'd ... lol no, it meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.

This gutsy, not-at-all-cowardly-even-though-Dempster-didn't-have-to-face-Yankees-pitching-as-a-batter beanball pleased the (bloodthirsty Boston) audience more than all of his 'jokes' combined ever will, though, so there's that.

How colossal a bunch of arseholes do Dempster and the Boston fans have to be to make me actively root for A-Rod and the Yankees?  I admit it: I really enjoyed A-Rod's subsequent homer.  That makes me feel so fucking dirty.

don't. Boston had a deal in place for A-Rod once upon a time, and they are no strangers to Better Winning Through Modern Chemistry.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2013, 09:16:58 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 19, 2013, 08:12:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 19, 2013, 03:25:04 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 19, 2013, 02:08:55 AM
DPD.  Insufferable clown Ryan Dempster needed four (!) tries to finally hit Alex Rodriguez, undoubtedly marking the very moment when the scales fell from his eyes and A-Rod realized for the first time all the wrong he'd done and profoundly regretted the litany of mistakes he'd ... lol no, it meant absolutely nothing whatsoever.

This gutsy, not-at-all-cowardly-even-though-Dempster-didn't-have-to-face-Yankees-pitching-as-a-batter beanball pleased the (bloodthirsty Boston) audience more than all of his 'jokes' combined ever will, though, so there's that.

How colossal a bunch of arseholes do Dempster and the Boston fans have to be to make me actively root for A-Rod and the Yankees?  I admit it: I really enjoyed A-Rod's subsequent homer.  That makes me feel so fucking dirty.

don't. Boston had a deal in place for A-Rod once upon a time, and they are no strangers to Better Winning Through Modern Chemistry.

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Vigilante justice Dempster stlye! Plunk every player who juices. This could take a while. Especially in the AL, where they'll have to line the pitchers up in the bullpen to drill them in the ass.
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Re: Ryan Dempster - Someone Else's Problem
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