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Charles Tillman will knock your balls out for you.
« on: October 01, 2012, 11:57:26 PM »
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Charles Tillman now has 31 interceptions and 30 forced fumbles in his career.
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Re: Charles Tillman (Fuck You).
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 09:55:27 AM »
If only he picked a man and defended him more often.
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Re: Charles Tillman (Fuck You).
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2012, 11:31:41 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on October 02, 2012, 09:55:27 AM
If only he picked a man and defended him more often.

There were those games where he picked and defended the center.
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Re: Charles Tillman (Fuck You).
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2012, 11:41:38 AM »
And that time he picked and defended the kicker. That was glorious too.
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Re: Charles Tillman (Fuck You).
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2012, 12:53:17 PM »
I got a chub when Peanut punched Dez Bryant in the face to throw off his timing on that 3rd down drop. Really looking forward to Peanut's twilight years where he offsets his decline in speed by punching more people in the face and organs.

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Re: Charles Tillman (Fuck You).
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2012, 01:30:23 PM »
Quote from: R-V on October 02, 2012, 12:53:17 PM
I got a chub when Peanut punched Dez Bryant in the face to throw off his timing on that 3rd down drop. Really looking forward to Peanut's twilight years where he offsets his decline in speed by punching more people in the face and organs.

You know the opposition just hates playing against him but DAMN IT if they don't respect him.

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Re: Charles Tillman will knock your balls out for you.
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 07:46:41 PM »
Tillman is one of only two players in the last 20 years to have at least 30 fumbles and 30 INTs. And he made his first pro bowl last year. Horseshit.
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Re: Charles Tillman will knock your balls out for you.
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 11:26:41 PM »
Quote from: SKO on October 02, 2012, 07:46:41 PM
Tillman is one of only two players in the last 20 years to have at least 30 fumbles and 30 INTs. And he made his first pro bowl last year. Horseshit.

Had he not gotten injured in the 2009 finale, he probably would have gone that year. Every other year was HORSESHIT.
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Re: Charles Tillman will knock your balls out for you.
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2012, 05:02:14 PM »
"Fuck you."
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