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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #90 on: August 23, 2013, 08:08:33 PM »
Just wanted to say I'm going to the Bears-Raiders game tonight, so if an unidentifiable body turns up impaled on someone's crazy costume spikes I want there to be a record of my whereabouts.
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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #91 on: August 24, 2013, 01:58:28 AM »
At what point do we start seriously discussing Trestink as the best offensive coach in Bears' history? Week Two? Halftime against the Browns next week? I think he invited Ditka to practice just to make Da Coach feel funny and small next to his gigantic brain.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #92 on: August 24, 2013, 02:24:52 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 24, 2013, 01:58:28 AM
At what point do we start seriously discussing Trestink as the best offensive coach in Bears' history? Week Two? Halftime against the Browns next week? I think he invited Ditka to practice just to make Da Coach feel funny and small next to his gigantic brain.

Thought you'd have been proud during the first half when the Bears pressured Flynn into throwing it away on third down from his own endzone and Peanut Tillman taunted the crowd, provoking louder and louder boos. It was great.
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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #93 on: August 24, 2013, 09:17:54 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 24, 2013, 02:24:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 24, 2013, 01:58:28 AM
At what point do we start seriously discussing Trestink as the best offensive coach in Bears' history? Week Two? Halftime against the Browns next week? I think he invited Ditka to practice just to make Da Coach feel funny and small next to his gigantic brain.

Thought you'd have been proud during the first half when the Bears pressured Flynn into throwing it away on third down from his own endzone and Peanut Tillman taunted the crowd, provoking louder and louder boos. It was great.

I would've wept.
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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #94 on: August 24, 2013, 09:31:30 AM »
Quote from: Fork on July 29, 2013, 02:04:04 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 29, 2013, 01:40:20 PM
I feel like I'm betraying SKO here because we usually see eye to eye on things.

Anyone else getting a train wreck vibe from this team?



I'm getting a "this team is going to put a fuckload of points on the board" vibe.

This particular vibe isn't going anywhere.
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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #95 on: September 13, 2013, 09:46:42 AM »
It's not perfect, but I chuckled

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #96 on: September 13, 2013, 10:30:45 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on September 13, 2013, 09:46:42 AM
It's not perfect, but I chuckled


Geigh.
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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #97 on: September 13, 2013, 11:06:08 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 13, 2013, 10:30:45 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 13, 2013, 09:46:42 AM
It's not perfect, but I chuckled


Geigh.

They were pretty funny, but the Bills playbook was still the best.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Bears: Emstink and Trestink's World Premiere
« Reply #98 on: September 29, 2013, 02:59:32 PM »
Bad.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?