2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.

[Tonker]

I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Holy crap.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A!

[flannj]

Set pieces.

That's why you practice them thousands of times.

Fucking Glorious.

[SKO]

Question. Long time mocker, first time watcher:

The greenhorn that got the red card against the Huns, he's suspended for the next game. Does this mean the team has to play a man down like they did for the rest of the game where he got the red card, or just they he is forbidden from playing in the next game and while their roster is depleted they can still field 11?

I'll hang up and wait for the answer.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The greenhorn that got the red card against the Huns, he's suspended for the next game. Does this mean the team has to play a man down like they did for the rest of the game where he got the red card, or just they he is forbidden from playing in the next game and while their roster is depleted they can still field 11?

The latter. It's like a suspension in any other sport.

[flannj]

The greenhorn that got the red card against the Huns, he's suspended for the next game. Does this mean the team has to play a man down like they did for the rest of the game where he got the red card, or just they he is forbidden from playing in the next game and while their roster is depleted they can still field 11?

The latter. It's like a suspension in any other sport.

And Pepe is a fucking idiot.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The greenhorn that got the red card against the Huns, he's suspended for the next game. Does this mean the team has to play a man down like they did for the rest of the game where he got the red card, or just they he is forbidden from playing in the next game and while their roster is depleted they can still field 11?

The latter. It's like a suspension in any other sport.

And Pepe is a fucking idiot.

God bless him.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I tuned into Foot Fairy Madness Facepalm Logo 2014 just as Ghana (the black dudes) scored the tying run...touchdown...basket? Whatever. Then like five minutes later The Marines scored and saved our country from humiliation.

I don't understand it, I don't even like it, but what I do like is the thrill of the country vs. country pride in competition. So that's cool.

I was more pumped that Travis Wood had the game winning RBI in last night's extra inning game in Miami, truth be told.

[PenFoe]

I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

Then this is for you.

[Tonker]

I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

Then this is for you.

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.  Fucking prick.

[Slaky]

I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

Then this is for you.

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.  Fucking prick.

Up early in Australia? TIME TO POTS

[morpheus]

DRLP? http://www.ellistabletalk.com/2014/06/12/quiz-time-57/#comment-491609

OJ Simpsons wife and lover were killed the saturday immediately proceeding the opening of the (soccer) World Cup in the USA because gridion players and baseball players had been on strike for a year and there was a real chance these homegrown games would suffer permanent value impairment if soccer had been given clean airtime so despite the fact the victims had 50 plus defensive wound apiece in what was given the injuries sustained obviously a desperate struggle and Simpson had a simple working man nick on one finger the black guy was chased on TV and dramatically charged and the entire process managed to maximise the blackout of what was supposed to be soccers coming of age in the US of A

So OJ was framed by the NFL and MLB, just so soccer wouldn't become more popular than those sports in the US.

[Quality Start Machine]

I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

Then this is for you.

So in my constant effort to equate soccer to hockey, I found my Sidney Crosby.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

DRLP? http://www.ellistabletalk.com/2014/06/12/quiz-time-57/#comment-491609

OJ Simpsons wife and lover were killed the saturday immediately proceeding the opening of the (soccer) World Cup in the USA because gridion players and baseball players had been on strike for a year and there was a real chance these homegrown games would suffer permanent value impairment if soccer had been given clean airtime so despite the fact the victims had 50 plus defensive wound apiece in what was given the injuries sustained obviously a desperate struggle and Simpson had a simple working man nick on one finger the black guy was chased on TV and dramatically charged and the entire process managed to maximise the blackout of what was supposed to be soccers coming of age in the US of A

So OJ was framed by the NFL and MLB, just so soccer wouldn't become more popular than those sports in the US.

"Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?"