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Saul Goodman

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1020 on: April 14, 2016, 07:39:15 PM »
Look out, pitchers. That's two Kris bombs in two days.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1021 on: April 15, 2016, 08:51:54 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 14, 2016, 07:39:15 PM
Look out, pitchers. That's two Kris bombs in two days.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1022 on: April 21, 2016, 09:43:13 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 14, 2016, 07:39:15 PM
Look out, pitchers. That's two Kris bombs in two days.

And now we get two in one day.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1023 on: April 21, 2016, 10:51:27 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on April 21, 2016, 09:43:13 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 14, 2016, 07:39:15 PM
Look out, pitchers. That's two Kris bombs in two days.

And now we get two in one day.

Four next time?
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1024 on: April 22, 2016, 09:14:01 AM »
Just so much sploosh.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1025 on: April 22, 2016, 03:53:12 PM »
So much for "can't hit on the road".
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1026 on: April 22, 2016, 07:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2016, 03:53:12 PM
So much for "can't hit on the road".

Was that a thing? They averaged six runs per game on the opening road trip.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1027 on: April 22, 2016, 07:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on April 22, 2016, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2016, 03:53:12 PM
So much for "can't hit on the road".

Was that a thing? They averaged six runs per game on the opening road trip.

Specifically Bryant - he wasn't very effective on the road last year.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1028 on: April 22, 2016, 08:55:29 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:16:05 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 22, 2016, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2016, 03:53:12 PM
So much for "can't hit on the road".

Was that a thing? They averaged six runs per game on the opening road trip.

Specifically Bryant - he wasn't very effective on the road last year.

I'm going to claim that I was confused by a thread that actually stayed on topic.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1029 on: April 22, 2016, 10:25:47 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on April 22, 2016, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 22, 2016, 07:16:05 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 22, 2016, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 22, 2016, 03:53:12 PM
So much for "can't hit on the road".

Was that a thing? They averaged six runs per game on the opening road trip.

Specifically Bryant - he wasn't very effective on the road last year.

I'm going to claim that I was confused by a thread that actually stayed on topic.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1030 on: April 27, 2016, 01:06:46 PM »
So Fangraphs tells me that contact % tends to stabilize after 100 PA and swing % tends to stabilize after 50 PAs...so at 91 PA we're pretty close to being able to get legitimately excited about Bryant making contact 75% of the time this year vs 66% last year (81.6% on pitches inside the zone vs 75% last year), and also about him chasing just 24.5% of pitches outside the zone vs. 30.6% last year. Considering the contact thing was basically his only weakness....this is very bonerworthy.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1031 on: May 11, 2016, 08:32:48 AM »
Bryant's defensive WAR has almost reached last season's level already - 7.1 in 2015, 5.7 this year.

He's changing from adequate to really fucking good.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1033 on: May 11, 2016, 09:49:56 AM »
Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2016, 09:46:31 AM
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/kris-bryant-has-a-new-swing/

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1034 on: May 11, 2016, 10:00:44 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on May 11, 2016, 09:49:56 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 11, 2016, 09:46:31 AM
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/kris-bryant-has-a-new-swing/

I was just about to post this.  I need to go home to put on some sweatpants.

Yeah, I remember reading a couple articles in spring training about him wanting to change his swing and Jessica Mendoza had a nice breakdown during one of their spring games about the changes he was trying to make and stuff and thought it would be really cool if he could successfully implement them. Says a lot about Bryant and the Cubs that they weren't content to just assume he could continue last year's success, but instead were proactive about the changes he could make to get even better.
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