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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1095 on: July 27, 2016, 09:22:53 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 27, 2016, 08:45:11 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2016, 08:23:01 AM
His OPS the last couple weeks is under .800.

So any time he wants to go back to being awesome would be aces.

.261 /.306/.304/.610 since the break. On a .375 BABIP

FYC
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1096 on: July 29, 2016, 02:09:38 PM »
Quote from: SKO on July 27, 2016, 09:22:53 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 27, 2016, 08:45:11 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on July 27, 2016, 08:23:01 AM
His OPS the last couple weeks is under .800.

So any time he wants to go back to being awesome would be aces.

.261 /.306/.304/.610 since the break. On a .375 BABIP

FYC
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1097 on: August 18, 2016, 02:07:54 PM »
Bump

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1098 on: August 18, 2016, 02:14:58 PM »
He ain't bad.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1099 on: August 18, 2016, 02:24:04 PM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1100 on: August 18, 2016, 02:45:11 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1102 on: August 18, 2016, 03:39:05 PM »
This fuckin' guy.
Some dude in Cairo just punched a camel in the face on CNN.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1103 on: August 18, 2016, 03:39:29 PM »
Cycles are for losers. Dingers are for winners.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1104 on: August 18, 2016, 07:16:12 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2016, 03:39:29 PM
Cycles are for losers. Dingers are for winners.
I would much rather two home runs in a 5-for-5 day than a fucking cycle.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1105 on: August 18, 2016, 09:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Bort on August 18, 2016, 07:16:12 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on August 18, 2016, 03:39:29 PM
Cycles are for losers. Dingers are for winners.
I would much rather two home runs in a 5-for-5 day than a fucking cycle.

Triples are pretty awesome to see though. Maybe the last RBI single could have been three-bagger if he was really trying.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1106 on: August 22, 2016, 11:35:45 PM »
Yawn. Wake me when he hits four in a game or something.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1107 on: August 23, 2016, 11:05:32 AM »
Up to third in the MLB in WAR. It'll be a tight race to see if he can top the 8.2 WAR Troy Glaus posted in his second full MLB season.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1108 on: August 23, 2016, 01:42:05 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 23, 2016, 11:05:32 AM
Up to third in the MLB in WAR. It'll be a tight race to see if he can top the 8.2 WAR Troy Glaus posted in his second full MLB season.

I'll validate.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1109 on: August 23, 2016, 01:57:32 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 23, 2016, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 23, 2016, 11:05:32 AM
Up to third in the MLB in WAR. It'll be a tight race to see if he can top the 8.2 WAR Troy Glaus posted in his second full MLB season.

I'll validate.

I didn't want to be the first.
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