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SKO

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #375 on: August 25, 2015, 09:54:44 PM »
Jesus Christ
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #376 on: August 25, 2015, 09:57:18 PM »
When he hit this one it sounded like Jim Deshaies needed a fainting couch.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #377 on: September 01, 2015, 09:36:37 PM »
Bump
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SKO

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #378 on: September 01, 2015, 10:12:20 PM »
Man it's fun to watch these guys learn every AB. They adjust so quickly. 
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #379 on: September 02, 2015, 07:23:57 AM »

All this, and he's going to get better.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #380 on: September 02, 2015, 09:25:35 AM »
Small sample size, RBI means nothing, yada yada yada... but if Schwarber were in the lineup (and continued as he has started) every day for a full year, he'd hit 50 dingers and drive in over 140.  And I'd spend an awful lot of time with my hands in my pants.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #381 on: September 02, 2015, 09:35:18 AM »
That was the best player response to a blown ball 4 call I have ever seen.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #382 on: September 02, 2015, 09:39:24 AM »
The casual batflip was the best part.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #383 on: September 02, 2015, 10:10:44 AM »

Damn near killed a pitcher too.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #384 on: September 02, 2015, 12:53:31 PM »
Scratched with rib soreness, whatever the hell that is.

Pack it in boys. We're fucked.
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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #385 on: September 02, 2015, 01:09:34 PM »
Quote from: SKO on September 02, 2015, 12:53:31 PM
Scratched with rib soreness, whatever the hell that is.

Pack it in boys. We're fucked.

Hoping it's not the dreaded oblique injury which usually takes six weeks to heal. Or if you're Tommy LaStella FOREVER.

SKO

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #386 on: September 04, 2015, 10:01:27 AM »
Out at least 3-5 more days and will be reevaluated then. So he's dead. Shut her down, boys. It's over. It's all over.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #387 on: September 04, 2015, 10:16:36 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2015, 10:01:27 AM
Out at least 3-5 more days and will be reevaluated then. So he's dead. Shut her down, boys. It's over. It's all over.

Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #388 on: September 04, 2015, 10:23:05 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 04, 2015, 10:16:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2015, 10:01:27 AM
Out at least 3-5 more days and will be reevaluated then. So he's dead. Shut her down, boys. It's over. It's all over.




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Re: Kyle SKOwarber Hulking Thread of Sploogepower
« Reply #389 on: September 04, 2015, 10:49:26 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on September 04, 2015, 10:23:05 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 04, 2015, 10:16:36 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2015, 10:01:27 AM
Out at least 3-5 more days and will be reevaluated then. So he's dead. Shut her down, boys. It's over. It's all over.





Your GIFs are cute, but I'm with SKO on this one. Time to panic.