Bears 2015 Draft Discussion

[Quality Start Machine]

1. I have no idea how to even know if someone unfollows me.

I've seen people on teh Twitters talk about how they lost followers after such-and-such tweet and I wonder the same goddamn thing--how the hell are these narcissistic fuckmonkeys constantly able to keep tabs on lost followers?

There are sites where you can sign up and they'll monitor it for you. As to why anyone would care enough to do that, I don't know.

Well, if you don't monitor that stuff how are you going to grow your #brand?

#HotTakes natch.

[SKO]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

[SKO]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

[SKO]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

[PenFoe]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

[Bort]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

[SKO]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

[PenFoe]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

Well, the Colts won't let Chud out of his contract, even for promotions. Dicks.

So, the Bears are probably fucked.

[SKO]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

Well, the Colts won't let Chud out of his contract, even for promotions. Dicks.

So, the Bears are probably fucked.

Technically the NFL only distinguished between assistants and Head Coach, so the only "promotion" Chud could get is a head job.

sounds like the pick is Gase. Who is basically a blank slate. I can't say he's bad or good, he's just a guy that happened to coach Peyton Manning, who calls his own plays. Mike McCoy has been okay offensively on his own so maybe Gase will.

[Richard Chuggar]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

Well, the Colts won't let Chud out of his contract, even for promotions. Dicks.

So, the Bears are probably fucked.

Technically the NFL only distinguished between assistants and Head Coach, so the only "promotion" Chud could get is a head job.

sounds like the pick is Gase. Who is basically a blank slate. I can't say he's bad or good, he's just a guy that happened to coach Peyton Manning, who calls his own plays. Mike McCoy has been okay offensively on his own so maybe Gase will.

Maybe they should just hire your boy Trestman for a year, fire him for a year, then re-hire him for another year, and repeat until chammionsheep comes to the Chi. 

[PenFoe]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

Well, the Colts won't let Chud out of his contract, even for promotions. Dicks.

So, the Bears are probably fucked.

Technically the NFL only distinguished between assistants and Head Coach, so the only "promotion" Chud could get is a head job.

sounds like the pick is Gase. Who is basically a blank slate. I can't say he's bad or good, he's just a guy that happened to coach Peyton Manning, who calls his own plays. Mike McCoy has been okay offensively on his own so maybe Gase will.

Maybe they should just hire your boy Trestman for a year, fire him for a year, then re-hire him for another year, and repeat until chammionsheep comes to the Chi. 

Just read that Chud's contract actually expires in a week, so they could wait. Not sure exactly what Indy's end-game is here if they're not letting him interview but only have him under contract for another week.  Sounds like a Drunk Irsay strategy.

Gase deserves a heck of a lot of credit for turning the Broncos into a power run team (with their 3rd string RB) down the stretch when Manning lost his strength, but that's about all we know about him, beyond him obviously being a terrible interview, considering he's been passed over for every job he's been connected to this off season. 

[SKO]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

Well, the Colts won't let Chud out of his contract, even for promotions. Dicks.

So, the Bears are probably fucked.

Technically the NFL only distinguished between assistants and Head Coach, so the only "promotion" Chud could get is a head job.

sounds like the pick is Gase. Who is basically a blank slate. I can't say he's bad or good, he's just a guy that happened to coach Peyton Manning, who calls his own plays. Mike McCoy has been okay offensively on his own so maybe Gase will.

Maybe they should just hire your boy Trestman for a year, fire him for a year, then re-hire him for another year, and repeat until chammionsheep comes to the Chi. 

Just read that Chud's contract actually expires in a week, so they could wait. Not sure exactly what Indy's end-game is here if they're not letting him interview but only have him under contract for another week.  Sounds like a Drunk Irsay strategy.

Gase deserves a heck of a lot of credit for turning the Broncos into a power run team (with their 3rd string RB) down the stretch when Manning lost his strength, but that's about all we know about him, beyond him obviously being a terrible interview, considering he's been passed over for every job he's been connected to this off season. 

I just want someone who will run the ball to set up play action, really.

[InternetApex]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

Well, the Colts won't let Chud out of his contract, even for promotions. Dicks.

So, the Bears are probably fucked.

Technically the NFL only distinguished between assistants and Head Coach, so the only "promotion" Chud could get is a head job.

sounds like the pick is Gase. Who is basically a blank slate. I can't say he's bad or good, he's just a guy that happened to coach Peyton Manning, who calls his own plays. Mike McCoy has been okay offensively on his own so maybe Gase will.

Maybe they should just hire your boy Trestman for a year, fire him for a year, then re-hire him for another year, and repeat until chammionsheep comes to the Chi. 

Just read that Chud's contract actually expires in a week, so they could wait. Not sure exactly what Indy's end-game is here if they're not letting him interview but only have him under contract for another week.  Sounds like a Drunk Irsay strategy.

Gase deserves a heck of a lot of credit for turning the Broncos into a power run team (with their 3rd string RB) down the stretch when Manning lost his strength, but that's about all we know about him, beyond him obviously being a terrible interview, considering he's been passed over for every job he's been connected to this off season. 

They probably think the NFL should penalize the Patriots for the deflated ball trick by letting them go to the Super Bowl instead. So, yeah. The second part.

[PenFoe]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

Well, the Colts won't let Chud out of his contract, even for promotions. Dicks.

So, the Bears are probably fucked.

Technically the NFL only distinguished between assistants and Head Coach, so the only "promotion" Chud could get is a head job.

sounds like the pick is Gase. Who is basically a blank slate. I can't say he's bad or good, he's just a guy that happened to coach Peyton Manning, who calls his own plays. Mike McCoy has been okay offensively on his own so maybe Gase will.

Maybe they should just hire your boy Trestman for a year, fire him for a year, then re-hire him for another year, and repeat until chammionsheep comes to the Chi. 

Just read that Chud's contract actually expires in a week, so they could wait. Not sure exactly what Indy's end-game is here if they're not letting him interview but only have him under contract for another week.  Sounds like a Drunk Irsay strategy.

Gase deserves a heck of a lot of credit for turning the Broncos into a power run team (with their 3rd string RB) down the stretch when Manning lost his strength, but that's about all we know about him, beyond him obviously being a terrible interview, considering he's been passed over for every job he's been connected to this off season. 

I just want someone who will run the ball to set up play action, really.

The 2013 Broncos (with Gase as OC) only trail the 2010 Patriots in highest DVOA with play action since 2008.

[SKO]

Fangio is a great hire.

They're still shitty.

If there turns out to be any substance whatsoever to the Charlie Weis rumor I'm sticking with this.

Yeah, we're fucked

Jesus, just hire Chudzinski before you fuck this up.

Pen, SKO and SKO were having a conversation. It's rude to interrupt.

You're just lucky I'm not listening to other SKO when he tells me to smash a rock upside your head, Bort.

Well, the Colts won't let Chud out of his contract, even for promotions. Dicks.

So, the Bears are probably fucked.

Technically the NFL only distinguished between assistants and Head Coach, so the only "promotion" Chud could get is a head job.

sounds like the pick is Gase. Who is basically a blank slate. I can't say he's bad or good, he's just a guy that happened to coach Peyton Manning, who calls his own plays. Mike McCoy has been okay offensively on his own so maybe Gase will.

Maybe they should just hire your boy Trestman for a year, fire him for a year, then re-hire him for another year, and repeat until chammionsheep comes to the Chi. 

Just read that Chud's contract actually expires in a week, so they could wait. Not sure exactly what Indy's end-game is here if they're not letting him interview but only have him under contract for another week.  Sounds like a Drunk Irsay strategy.

Gase deserves a heck of a lot of credit for turning the Broncos into a power run team (with their 3rd string RB) down the stretch when Manning lost his strength, but that's about all we know about him, beyond him obviously being a terrible interview, considering he's been passed over for every job he's been connected to this off season. 

I just want someone who will run the ball to set up play action, really.

The 2013 Broncos (with Gase as OC) only trail the 2010 Patriots in highest DVOA with play action since 2008.

ITS GONNA HAI