2015 NFL Thread: Burn It All Down

[Saul Goodman]

How can the league possibly top itself in soullessness and sordidness after a banner year like the one it just had?  Don't worry, The Rog is on it.

[Quality Start Machine]

How can the league possibly top itself in soullessness and sordidness after a banner year like the one it just had?  Don't worry, The Rog is on it.

Bigger question is, does it matter?

[Oleg]

Was Brandon Marshall hanging out with Goodell at the SB?  Is that weird?

[Quality Start Machine]

Today we've got reports of Johnny Football entering rehab and Warren Sapp beating up prostitutes. So business as usual.

[PenFoe]

Today we've got reports of Johnny Football entering rehab and Warren Sapp beating up prostitutes. So business as usual.

Not to mention...

Former Baltimore Ravens nose tackle Terrence Cody was indicted Monday morning for animal abuse involving a dog and an alligator, according to the Baltimore County Deputy State's Attorney in Maryland.

An alligator, dude.

[CBStew]

The best thing about pro football is that it makes me realize how much I love baseball.

[Saul Goodman]

Josh McCown cut by the Bucs.  Nice choice, Lovie (signing him in the first place).

[Brownie]

Josh McCown cut by the Bucs.  Nice choice, Lovie (signing him in the first place).

RIGHT THAT WRONG, RYE APACE

[Saul Goodman]

Josh McCown cut by the Bucs.  Nice choice, Lovie (signing him in the first place).

RIGHT THAT WRONG, RYE APACE

No Marc Trestman?  NO DEAL

[InternetApex]

MuhGowan.

[Saul Goodman]

Pernell McPhee.  This sounds pretty promising.  And if anyone can get the max out of him and use that versatility, it's Fangio.

[InternetApex]

Pernell McPhee.  This sounds pretty promising.  And if anyone can get the max out of him and use that versatility, it's Fangio.

Bad knees and can't play the run. But yeah.

[Saul Goodman]

Pernell McPhee.  This sounds pretty promising.  And if anyone can get the max out of him and use that versatility, it's Fangio.

Bad knees and can't play the run. But yeah.

Damn it.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

In Chicago, the Bears are coming off a dreadful 5-11 season and we are, today, perhaps at the furthest point away from both last season and next.  

Meanwhile, both baseball teams are in the midst of Spring Training, with legit hopes of playing meaningful August games, the Bulls are headed to the playoffs and the Blackhawks are in the midst of a decade-long once-in-a-generation run, treating their fans to an embarrassment of sustained quality reminiscent of the late 90's Bulls (and already having exceeded the 1980 Bears who, in retrospect, merely stomped on short-bus divisional foes and other talent-challenged teams before getting pansted at home in the playoff nearly every year).

Now I know that baseball hasn't really started, the Bulls are not legitmate title contenders and that hockey gets short shrift in this town by default, but the fact that NFL FREE AGENT SIGNING WEEEK (AND WILL JAY STAY OR GO?) seems to have been dominating local sports radio since Monday is making me hate football more and more.  Fucking obnoxious.  Hosts and callers.  Fucking idiots.  Sorry if this should've been in the Totally Unlistenable thread.

[InternetApex]

In Chicago, the Bears are coming off a dreadful 5-11 season and we are, today, perhaps at the furthest point away from both last season and next.  

Meanwhile, both baseball teams are in the midst of Spring Training, with legit hopes of playing meaningful August games, the Bulls are headed to the playoffs and the Blackhawks are in the midst of a decade-long once-in-a-generation run, treating their fans to an embarrassment of sustained quality reminiscent of the late 90's Bulls (and already having exceeded the 1980 Bears who, in retrospect, merely stomped on short-bus divisional foes and other talent-challenged teams before getting pansted at home in the playoff nearly every year).

Now I know that baseball hasn't really started, the Bulls are not legitmate title contenders and that hockey gets short shrift in this town by default, but the fact that NFL FREE AGENT SIGNING WEEEK (AND WILL JAY STAY OR GO?) seems to have been dominating local sports radio since Monday is making me hate football more and more.  Fucking obnoxious.  Hosts and callers.  Fucking idiots.  Sorry if this should've been in the Totally Unlistenable thread.

You can post this anywhere you want. Just get your palms ready for a sweaty high five from yours truly.