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PenFoe

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Draft Day
« on: April 16, 2015, 11:30:17 AM »
Quote from: SKO in Jack Pish, Bollocks Recruit Thread
Field of Dreams does not suck. Y'all can go straight to hell.

But let me tell you about Draft Day....

So, it turns out the Draft Day doesn't have its own thread, which is a fucking crime considering how much SBox love it got prior to coming out.

Cinemax had a free preview on DirecTV this weekend and while I was looking for some stuff to DVR, wouldn't you know it, there was Draft Day.  My elation was immediate and probably can't be overstated.

Watched the first part of it Monday night, while putting up an effortless 6 miles on the treadmill because I was so engrossed in the sheer absurdity of every minute. 

Originally I planned to watch the rest of it Tuesday night, figuring there were another 5 miles left in it, but I couldn't wait and watched the rest of it Monday night. 

I don't want to ruin it, because everyone needs to see this movie.  But, if you want to talk about this movie, I'm ready to talk about this movie. 
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Re: Draft Day
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2015, 11:34:57 AM »
I swaw this movie.  Kevin Costner was watchable.
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Re: Draft Day
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2015, 12:13:59 PM »
I thought it was a boring excuse to shove a bunch of NFL logos and real life team facility shots down our throats. A scene with Jennifer Garner getting absolutely plowed over the side of the desk by Costner, tits bouncing while she bites her lip and frantically rubs her clitoris until weeping gently after an earth-shattering orgasm would have salvaged it for me. If that's on the DVD director's cut, let me know. Otherwise, don't bother with this.
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Re: Draft Day
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2015, 02:07:45 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 16, 2015, 12:13:59 PM
I thought it was a boring excuse to shove a bunch of NFL logos and real life team facility shots down our throats. A scene with Jennifer Garner getting absolutely plowed over the side of the desk by Costner, tits bouncing while she bites her lip and frantically rubs her clitoris until weeping gently after an earth-shattering orgasm would have salvaged it for me. If that's on the DVD director's cut, let me know. Otherwise, don't bother with this.

I just watched this movie in my head. Like 10 times.