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Oleg

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Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:45:36 AM »
Now here's an asshole I can get behind hating.  Waste of a roster spot.

And, he went to Maine South.  Fuck him.

InternetApex

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2015, 11:46:07 AM »
That isn't how you spell Mike Olt.
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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2015, 11:47:57 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 15, 2015, 11:46:07 AM
That isn't how you spell Mike Olt.

I think Mike Olt's splooge thread eventually became the Firebarn Olt thread, and that's a fate worse than death.
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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2015, 02:07:22 PM »
Every time you kick Brian Schlitter, I imagine you kicking Slak.  Not cool.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2015, 02:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2015, 02:07:22 PM
Every time you kick Brian Schlitter, I imagine you kicking Slak.  Not cool.

Seriously. I don't want to see Slaky firebarned.

Oleg

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2015, 02:30:51 PM »
Now I'm responsible for your imagination?

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM »
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2015, 05:52:05 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.

I can't believe we have one about David Ross.
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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2015, 05:55:44 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.

I can't believe we have one about David Ross.

I can't believe someone defended David Ross.

Eli

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2015, 07:12:53 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.

I can't believe we have one about David Ross.

If we can have a firebarn thread for Jeff Samardzija, we can have one for David Ross.

Bort

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2015, 07:54:30 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 15, 2015, 07:12:53 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.

I can't believe we have one about David Ross.

If we can have a firebarn thread for Jeff Samardzija, we can have one for David Ross.

HEY!
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Eli

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2015, 07:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2015, 07:54:30 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 15, 2015, 07:12:53 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.

I can't believe we have one about David Ross.

If we can have a firebarn thread for Jeff Samardzija, we can have one for David Ross.

HEY!

I just missed you. Wanted to say hello.

SKO

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2015, 08:00:46 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 15, 2015, 07:59:43 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2015, 07:54:30 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 15, 2015, 07:12:53 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.

I can't believe we have one about David Ross.

If we can have a firebarn thread for Jeff Samardzija, we can have one for David Ross.

HEY!

I just missed you. Wanted to say hello.

I kind of hope Snork re-signs with the Cubs this offseason. Best case he's a solid #3, worst case we've already got the thread warmed up.
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InternetApex

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2015, 09:38:32 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 15, 2015, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 15, 2015, 07:59:43 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2015, 07:54:30 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 15, 2015, 07:12:53 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.

I can't believe we have one about David Ross.

If we can have a firebarn thread for Jeff Samardzija, we can have one for David Ross.

HEY!

I just missed you. Wanted to say hello.

I kind of hope Snork re-signs with the Cubs this offseason. Best case he's a solid #3, worst case we've already got the thread warmed up.

No. He's perfect right where he is.
The 39th Tenet of Pexism: True in the game as long as blood is blue in my vein.

Bort

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2015, 09:45:16 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 15, 2015, 09:38:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 15, 2015, 08:00:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 15, 2015, 07:59:43 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2015, 07:54:30 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 15, 2015, 07:12:53 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 15, 2015, 03:33:06 PM
I can't believe we have a thread about Brian Schlitter.

I can't believe we have one about David Ross.

If we can have a firebarn thread for Jeff Samardzija, we can have one for David Ross.

HEY!

I just missed you. Wanted to say hello.

I kind of hope Snork re-signs with the Cubs this offseason. Best case he's a solid #3, worst case we've already got the thread warmed up.

No. He's perfect right where he is.

A burning barn?
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