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SKO

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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #315 on: August 11, 2016, 09:06:07 PM »
Big deal he owed us both those runs anyway
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #316 on: August 16, 2016, 01:08:11 PM »

I don't want to see Coghlan get hurt but if Russell got injured on that play I would lose my shit.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #317 on: August 16, 2016, 01:11:51 PM »
Quote from: flannj on August 16, 2016, 01:08:11 PM

I don't want to see Coghlan get hurt but if Russell got injured on that play I would lose my shit.

That was my first thought too, because I am an asshole. If his bad defense got someone actually important injured I'd spontaneously combust
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #318 on: August 16, 2016, 01:18:05 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2016, 01:11:51 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 16, 2016, 01:08:11 PM

I don't want to see Coghlan get hurt but if Russell got injured on that play I would lose my shit.

That was my first thought too, because I am an asshole. If his bad defense got someone actually important injured I'd spontaneously combust

As long as he wasn't like permanently injured where the rest of his life would have been significantly affected, I would have been totally fine if he was you know, kinda hurt.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #319 on: August 16, 2016, 01:39:09 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 16, 2016, 01:11:51 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 16, 2016, 01:08:11 PM

I don't want to see Coghlan get hurt but if Russell got injured on that play I would lose my shit.

That was my first thought too, because I am an asshole. If his bad defense got someone actually important injured I'd spontaneously combust

Russell feels the need to also play left field when Coghlan is out there. Can't say I blame him.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #320 on: September 04, 2016, 04:18:07 PM »
Chris Coghlan: still a useless turd
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #321 on: September 07, 2016, 07:23:37 PM »
First pitch was a mediocre 92-mph Garza fastball on the high, OUTSIDE corner and Chris snapped his head back like it almost took off his ear. I hate him so much.

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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #322 on: September 07, 2016, 07:46:26 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 07, 2016, 07:23:37 PM
First pitch was a mediocre 92-mph Garza fastball on the high, OUTSIDE corner and Chris snapped his head back like it almost took off his ear. I hate him so much.



https://twitter.com/vanhicklestein/status/745443193244651520
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #323 on: September 07, 2016, 10:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Eli on September 07, 2016, 07:46:26 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 07, 2016, 07:23:37 PM
First pitch was a mediocre 92-mph Garza fastball on the high, OUTSIDE corner and Chris snapped his head back like it almost took off his ear. I hate him so much.



https://twitter.com/vanhicklestein/status/745443193244651520

What would happen if a ball actually hit him? Spontaneous combustion? He somehow has 2 HBP this season that weren't fatal.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #324 on: September 08, 2016, 09:17:10 AM »
How shitty an outfielder is Coghlan?

On Villar's first HR, I believe Soler would have caught it. And we can all agree Jorge ain't exactly Heyward out there.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #325 on: September 08, 2016, 09:20:17 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 08, 2016, 09:17:10 AM
How shitty an outfielder is Coghlan?

On Villar's first HR, I believe Soler would have caught it. And we can all agree Jorge ain't exactly Heyward out there.

I'd say the best way to describe the routes that Coghlan takes on fly balls would be "circuitous ".
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #326 on: April 25, 2017, 11:46:53 PM »
Congratulations to Chris on his career-defining moment.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #327 on: April 26, 2017, 07:17:06 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 25, 2017, 11:46:53 PM
Congratulations to Chris on his career-defining moment.

As long as he's Sam Fulding somewhere else.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #328 on: April 26, 2017, 09:44:06 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 26, 2017, 07:17:06 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 25, 2017, 11:46:53 PM
Congratulations to Chris on his career-defining moment.

As long as he's Sam Fulding somewhere else.

I always thought of him as a less likable Jeromy Burnitz.
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Re: Firebarn Chris Coghlan Because Fuck You, That's Why
« Reply #329 on: April 27, 2017, 07:49:48 AM »
Quote from: CT III on April 26, 2017, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 26, 2017, 07:17:06 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 25, 2017, 11:46:53 PM
Congratulations to Chris on his career-defining moment.

As long as he's Sam Fulding somewhere else.

I always thought of him as a less likable Jeromy Burnitz.

I thought of him as a much more punchable Brant Brown.
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