It's gonna happen

[Brownie]

Wild Card? Nah!

Cubs
ATL 1-0
CLE 1-0
@SF 1-2
@LA 2-1
CIN 3-0
AZ  2-1
@STL 2-1
@PHL  4-0
@PIT 2-2
STL 3-0
MIL 3-0
PIT 2-1
KC 1-0
@CIN 2-1
@ MIL 3-0

32-9 the rest of the way for a 102-60 record

PIT
SF 0-1
@MIA 3-1
COL 3-0
@MIL 2-1
@STL 2-1
@CIN 2-1
MIL 4-0
CUBS 2-2
@LAD 1-2
@COL 3-1
@CUBS 1-2
STL 2-1
CIN 3-0

28-13 the rest of the way for a 101-61 record

STL
@SD 1-0
@AZ 3-1
@SF 1-2
WAS 2-1
PIT 1-2
CUBS 1-2
@CIN 3-1
@MIL 2-1
@CUBS 0-3
CIN 3-0
MIL 3-1
@PIT 1-2
@ATL 3-0

24-16 the rest of the way for a 101-61 record.

[Bort]

God bless you, for being the exact opposite of CFiHP.

[Tonker]

God bless you, for being the exact opposite of CFiHP.

Yes.

[SKO]

God bless you, for being the exact opposite of CFiHP.

Yes.

[flannj]

God bless you, for being the exact opposite of CFiHP.

Yes.

Yup.

[Slaky]

The division isn't out of reach by any means thanks to the head to heads the Cubs have left. They can effectively flush the Giants this week - and if they stay hot the Pirates and Cards will be in striking distance when they meet in September.

September is going to be NUTS.

[flannj]

[Brownie]

Still doable.

Cubs
CIN 2-0
AZ  2-1
@STL 2-1
@PHL  4-0
@PIT 2-2
STL 3-0
MIL 3-0
PIT 2-1
KC 1-0
@CIN 2-1
@ MIL 3-0

26-6 the rest of the way for a 101-61 record

PIT
@MIL 2-0
@STL 2-1
@CIN 2-1
MIL 4-0
CUBS 2-2
@LAD 1-2
@COL 3-1
@CUBS 1-2
STL 2-1
CIN 2-1

21-11 the rest of the way for a 100-62 record

STL
WAS 0-1
PIT 1-2
CUBS 1-2
@CIN 3-1
@MIL 2-1
@CUBS 0-3
CIN 3-0
MIL 2-2
@PIT 1-2
@ATL 1-2

14-16 the rest of the way for a 100-62 record.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Still doable.

Cubs
CIN 2-0
AZ  2-1
@STL 2-1
@PHL  4-0
@PIT 2-2
STL 3-0
MIL 3-0
PIT 2-1
KC 1-0
@CIN 2-1
@ MIL 3-0

26-6 the rest of the way for a 101-61 record

PIT
@MIL 2-0
@STL 2-1
@CIN 2-1
MIL 4-0
CUBS 2-2
@LAD 1-2
@COL 3-1
@CUBS 1-2
STL 2-1
CIN 2-1

21-11 the rest of the way for a 100-62 record

STL
WAS 0-1
PIT 1-2
CUBS 1-2
@CIN 3-1
@MIL 2-1
@CUBS 0-3
CIN 3-0
MIL 2-2
@PIT 1-2
@ATL 1-2

14-16 the rest of the way for a 100-62 record.

I really enjoyed this when the Cubs were out of it.  Not to dismiss all of the work you've put into this, but I'm really not enjoying it now.

[Brownie]

I really enjoyed this when the Cubs were out of it.  Not to dismiss all of the work you've put into this, but I'm really not enjoying it now.

Post-Labor Day non-enjoyment for Huey and others:

Cubs
@STL 1-1
@PHL  4-0
@PIT 2-2
STL 3-0
MIL 3-0
PIT 2-1
KC 1-0
@CIN 2-1
@ MIL 3-0

21-5 the rest of the way for a 101-61 record

PIT
@CIN 2-0
MIL 4-0
CUBS 2-2
@LAD 1-2
@COL 3-1
@CUBS 1-2
STL 2-1
CIN 3-0

18-8 the rest of the way for a 100-62 record

STL
CUBS 1-1
@CIN 3-1
@MIL 2-1
@CUBS 0-3
CIN 3-0
MIL 2-2
@PIT 1-2
@ATL 1-2

13-12 the rest of the way for a 100-62 record.

This puts their playoff magic number 18, their home game magic number 29 and their make St. Louis eat shit magic number 33.

[Chuck to Chuck]

If the Cubs do sweep St. Louis, there will be a bunch of St. Loserians with sphincters tighter than when they drive through Ferguson.

[Powdered Toast Man]

It's gonna happen

[InternetApex]

It's gonna happen

I know I'm guilty of doing this a whole dickload but I'm over it now. We need to come up with a more interesting way to validate one another because we keep having to click on a blue button with fuckall new shit in the thread and I die a little bit inside.

[SKO]

It's gonna happen

I know I'm guilty of doing this a whole dickload but I'm over it now. We need to come up with a more interesting way to validate one another because we keep having to click on a blue button with fuckall new shit in the thread and I die a little bit inside.

[Powdered Toast Man]

It's gonna happen

I know I'm guilty of doing this a whole dickload but I'm over it now. We need to come up with a more interesting way to validate one another because we keep having to click on a blue button with fuckall new shit in the thread and I die a little bit inside.

Don't come with a problem without a solution, young man.