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Saul Goodman

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1065 on: September 16, 2016, 02:16:46 PM »
Let's see if Joe's first post-clinch "fuck it" lineup can beat the Brewers.

For posterity:
RF Szczur
SS Baez
LF Soler
C Contreras
1B Coghlan
CF Almora
3B La Stella
2B Kawasaki
P Lackey
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1066 on: September 16, 2016, 02:33:44 PM »
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 16, 2016, 02:15:54 PM
So many Cubs fans grumbling about backing in to the division last night and others saying that's it fine as the fans can celebrate after a win today. I looked at today's lineup and wondered how pissed Lackey was looking at it and how he'd need to really be on to get his 10th. Yet there he is down 2-0 in the 3rd after giving up a couple of bombs. GL Lackey.

They won the division by winning 93 games. The idea of "backing into the division" is dumb.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1067 on: September 16, 2016, 02:46:28 PM »
Yeah, but narratives.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1068 on: September 16, 2016, 02:47:56 PM »
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2016, 02:33:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 16, 2016, 02:15:54 PM
So many Cubs fans grumbling about backing in to the division last night and others saying that's it fine as the fans can celebrate after a win today. I looked at today's lineup and wondered how pissed Lackey was looking at it and how he'd need to really be on to get his 10th. Yet there he is down 2-0 in the 3rd after giving up a couple of bombs. GL Lackey.

They won the division by winning 93 games. The idea of "backing into the division" is dumb.

Yeah, my dad was complaining about that last night, and I was like "I cannot give a fuck, as long as they win it." I literally don't care if the next game they win is the first postseason one.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1069 on: September 16, 2016, 03:07:42 PM »
Quote from: Bort on September 16, 2016, 02:47:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2016, 02:33:44 PM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 16, 2016, 02:15:54 PM
So many Cubs fans grumbling about backing in to the division last night and others saying that's it fine as the fans can celebrate after a win today. I looked at today's lineup and wondered how pissed Lackey was looking at it and how he'd need to really be on to get his 10th. Yet there he is down 2-0 in the 3rd after giving up a couple of bombs. GL Lackey.

They won the division by winning 93 games. The idea of "backing into the division" is dumb.

Yeah, my dad was complaining about that last night, and I was like "I cannot give a fuck, as long as they win it." I literally don't care if the next game they win is the first postseason one.

Yup. If they had started 93-0, and then lost the next 53 games, and still clinched the division, they would still have "earned" the division title. Winning 93 games is really fucking hard. Who cares if they didn't win one on the exact calendar day that math says they clinched.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1070 on: September 16, 2016, 03:33:17 PM »
The Pirates fan in my office asked me how the backdoor feels. I asked how getting dominated all season feels.

Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016
Reds: 10-3 (.769)
Brewers: 10-6 (.625)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 40-20 (.667)
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1071 on: September 16, 2016, 03:39:52 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 16, 2016, 03:33:17 PM
The Pirates fan in my office asked me how the backdoor feels. I asked how getting dominated all season feels.

Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016
Reds: 10-3 (.769)
Brewers: 10-6 (.625)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 40-20 (.667)

It's almost baffling how stupid this "backdoor" idea is. It's literally one game out of 162. If those teams were good enough, they could still be in the hunt.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1072 on: September 16, 2016, 03:40:24 PM »
On what planet does entering the playoffs with the best record by more than a few, having held the best record for basically the entire season, save a handful of days a couple months ago, equal sneaking in the back door?
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1073 on: September 16, 2016, 03:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 16, 2016, 03:40:24 PM
On what planet does entering the playoffs with the best record by more than a few, having held the best record for basically the entire season, save a handful of days a couple months ago, equal sneaking in the back door?

The planet where it is necessary for the egos of certain fanbases, to believe that the Cubs can never win.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1074 on: September 16, 2016, 03:43:32 PM »
Quote from: Bort on September 16, 2016, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on September 16, 2016, 03:40:24 PM
On what planet does entering the playoffs with the best record by more than a few, having held the best record for basically the entire season, save a handful of days a couple months ago, equal sneaking in the back door?

The planet where it is necessary for the egos of certain fanbases, to believe that the Cubs can never win.

Fuckwads, all of em.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1075 on: September 16, 2016, 05:29:57 PM »
Running lists are officially A Thing around here, and I want in.

Cubs vs. NL Central, 2016
Reds: 10-3 (.769)
Brewers: 11-6 (.647)
Pirates: 12-3 (.800)
Cardinals: 8-8 (.500)

Total: 41-20 (.672)
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1076 on: September 16, 2016, 06:40:57 PM »
Yeah, I saw posts late last night about fans celebrating and others complaining they "backed in". Who the fuck cares if the Tards lost to clinch it? Like the Cubs weren't going to win another game and "earn" it...This is the Cubs, get used to not doing things the normal way people.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1077 on: September 16, 2016, 08:19:22 PM »
They won the division with three weeks left in the goddamn season, they're going to have the best record overall.

If people want to talk about "backing in" with that kind of padding in the standings, they are all cordially invited to link Alvin's taint.

Let's move on.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1078 on: September 16, 2016, 10:04:11 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 16, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
They won the division with three weeks left in the goddamn season, they're going to have the best record overall.

If people want to talk about "backing in" with that kind of padding in the standings, they are all cordially invited to link Alvin's taint.

Let's move on.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #1079 on: September 16, 2016, 10:10:21 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 16, 2016, 10:04:11 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 16, 2016, 08:19:22 PM
They won the division with three weeks left in the goddamn season, they're going to have the best record overall.

If people want to talk about "backing in" with that kind of padding in the standings, they are all cordially invited to link Alvin's taint.

Let's move on.
I ain't gonna move on until you explain what they should link it to.   

His chin, preferably.
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