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Brownie

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Handy Dandy Bullpen Usage Guide for Joe Maddon
« on: August 17, 2017, 04:19:56 PM »
Let's start this. Situations in which to use Justin Wilson:

1) In any inning in which 3 outs have already been recorded.
2) In any game in which the Cubs are losing by 13 runs or more and Jon Jay doesn't want to pitch.
3) When the bullpen pitchers and Lester Strode are hungry, Wilson should run over to one of those places on Clark.
4) When a rehabbing pitcher wants to pitch with a batter in the box.
5) In any exhibition game.
6) Batting practice (although he might be too wild)
7) After the Cubs have clinched or have been eliminated.

Any others?

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Re: Handy Dandy Bullpen Usage Guide for Joe Maddon
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2017, 01:35:14 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on August 17, 2017, 04:19:56 PM
Let's start this. Situations in which to use Justin Wilson:

1) In any inning in which 3 outs have already been recorded.
2) In any game in which the Cubs are losing by 13 runs or more and Jon Jay doesn't want to pitch.
3) When the bullpen pitchers and Lester Strode are hungry, Wilson should run over to one of those places on Clark.
4) When a rehabbing pitcher wants to pitch with a batter in the box.
5) In any exhibition game.
6) Batting practice (although he might be too wild)
7) After the Cubs have clinched or have been eliminated.

Any others?

These are the only times that SKO wants to use Carl Edwards Jr. so we might have some issues.

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Re: Handy Dandy Bullpen Usage Guide for Joe Maddon
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2017, 01:41:48 PM »
Quote from: CT III on August 18, 2017, 01:35:14 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 17, 2017, 04:19:56 PM
Let's start this. Situations in which to use Justin Wilson:

1) In any inning in which 3 outs have already been recorded.
2) In any game in which the Cubs are losing by 13 runs or more and Jon Jay doesn't want to pitch.
3) When the bullpen pitchers and Lester Strode are hungry, Wilson should run over to one of those places on Clark.
4) When a rehabbing pitcher wants to pitch with a batter in the box.
5) In any exhibition game.
6) Batting practice (although he might be too wild)
7) After the Cubs have clinched or have been eliminated.

Any others?

These are the only times that SKO wants to use Carl Edwards Jr. so we might have some issues.



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