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Quality Start Machine

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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #405 on: September 04, 2018, 08:10:53 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 03, 2018, 08:25:12 PM
Well that sucked.

One bullpen implosion a month isn't that bad.
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #406 on: September 12, 2018, 10:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2018, 08:10:53 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on September 03, 2018, 08:25:12 PM
Well that sucked.

One bullpen implosion a month isn't that bad.

I'll settle for one a week?  Holy shit this pen is trash right now.
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #407 on: May 02, 2019, 08:39:27 AM »
Dillon Maples really needs to lean into this whole "blazing speed and no control" thing by either letting his hair grow or getting some goofy glasses or something - maybe firing his first warmup pitch into the backstop. If he can't throw strikes, he might as well be a character.

In the meantime, it's fung watching opposing batters bail out on strikes.
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #408 on: May 24, 2019, 04:24:24 PM »
Fuck the Ricketts for putting together such a cheap-ass piece of shit excuse for a bullpen.  They're getting exactly what they deserve, this week especially.
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #409 on: July 26, 2019, 10:23:15 PM »
Is this where we talk about Pedro Strop being a fucking piece of shit? Or do I have the wrong thread?
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #410 on: September 20, 2019, 06:41:28 PM »
Bump
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #411 on: December 21, 2019, 11:39:29 AM »
Am I the only one?  It seems to me that the relief pitchers that the Cubs are acquiring have one thing in common.  They are all coming off injuries and have spent most of the previous season on the disabled list.   Cobble 4 or 5 of them together and you may get one whole pitcher.
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #412 on: December 21, 2019, 01:36:28 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on December 21, 2019, 11:39:29 AM
Am I the only one?  It seems to me that the relief pitchers that the Cubs are acquiring have one thing in common.  They are all coming off injuries and have spent most of the previous season on the disabled list.   Cobble 4 or 5 of them together and you may get one whole pitcher.

We might be at the beginning of a terrible Frankenstein spin off B movie.
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #413 on: December 21, 2019, 09:43:05 PM »
Quote from: Bort on December 21, 2019, 01:36:28 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 21, 2019, 11:39:29 AM
Am I the only one?  It seems to me that the relief pitchers that the Cubs are acquiring have one thing in common.  They are all coming off injuries and have spent most of the previous season on the disabled list.   Cobble 4 or 5 of them together and you may get one whole pitcher.

We might be at the beginning of a terrible Frankenstein spin off B movie.

That was the Hendry strategy. Roll the dice on cheap, damaged arms, with big upside. It occasionally worked, but mayyyybe not the hallmark of a winner?
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Re: This. Fucking. Bullpen.
« Reply #414 on: December 23, 2019, 03:36:27 PM »
The Cubs MUST sign Richard Hill. 
1.He is 39 years old. 
2. He is trying to get over a pitching arm injury. 
3. And he was just arrested for disorderly conduct.

perfect.
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