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SKO

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David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« on: April 29, 2016, 02:38:07 PM »
Ah fuck it. Have yourself a fun farewell season, Grandpa.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2016, 02:53:46 PM »
I hope his final game ends with him getting doused in champagne.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2016, 03:48:04 PM »
I'm a David Ross fan. Maybe it's just because I love that we finally have a guy who can execute a snap throw behind a runner on first a couple times per season. Those rule.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2016, 07:50:05 PM »
Bam!
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2016, 12:19:34 PM »
His double and fake steal thingy was a masterstroke. I'm convinced in the magic of Grandpa. He fucking owns.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2016, 09:53:52 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 03, 2016, 12:19:34 PM
His double and fake steal thingy was a masterstroke. I'm convinced in the magic of Grandpa. He fucking owns.

My nickname for him is "Lord Bloodraven" because he's over a hundred years old, he has magic and he fucking owns.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2016, 12:26:51 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 29, 2016, 03:48:04 PM
I'm a David Ross fan. Maybe it's just because I love that we finally have a guy who can execute a snap throw behind a runner on first a couple times per season. Those rule.

He literally just did this.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2016, 12:28:11 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2016, 12:26:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 29, 2016, 03:48:04 PM
I'm a David Ross fan. Maybe it's just because I love that we finally have a guy who can execute a snap throw behind a runner on first a couple times per season. Those rule.

He literally just did this.

I wrote him in on my all star ballot. I hope that purges me of my past transgressions against Grandpa.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2016, 12:51:06 PM »
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 12:28:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2016, 12:26:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 29, 2016, 03:48:04 PM
I'm a David Ross fan. Maybe it's just because I love that we finally have a guy who can execute a snap throw behind a runner on first a couple times per season. Those rule.

He literally just did this.

I wrote him in on my all star ballot. I hope that purges me of my past transgressions against Grandpa.

I look forward to a similar mea culpa about Soler later this season/next season.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2016, 04:47:56 PM »
Quote from: R-V on May 04, 2016, 12:51:06 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 04, 2016, 12:28:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 04, 2016, 12:26:51 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 29, 2016, 03:48:04 PM
I'm a David Ross fan. Maybe it's just because I love that we finally have a guy who can execute a snap throw behind a runner on first a couple times per season. Those rule.

He literally just did this.

I wrote him in on my all star ballot. I hope that purges me of my past transgressions against Grandpa.

I look forward to a similar mea culpa about Soler later this season/next season.

I dropped Jorge from my fantasy team today. I hate myself for it.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2016, 02:54:10 PM »
Ho hum.  Turns out, pitchers don't need to worry about baserunners when Grandpa is behind the plate.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2016, 08:54:07 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2016, 02:54:10 PM
Ho hum.  Turns out, pitchers don't need to worry about baserunners when Grandpa is behind the plate.

Yup.  The ole' strike-him-out-pick-a-runner-off-first play!
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2016, 02:55:26 PM »
Career HR #99
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2016, 01:55:35 AM »
And another fucking pickoff, this time at second.  Four now this year.

I'm not going to lie: David Ross gives me a big, greasy, uncut Euroboner.  I love the guy.
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Re: David Ross' Grandpa Strength Splooge Thread.
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2016, 02:15:16 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 19, 2016, 01:55:35 AM
And another fucking pickoff, this time at second.  Four now this year.

I'm not going to lie: David Ross gives me a big, greasy, uncut Euroboner.  I love the guy.

Hopefully he doesn't retire!
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