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Latest Pointless Exercise Podcast Episodes

Why wait to celebrate? – Pointless Exercise Podcast
The Cubs magic number is dwindling, and while Marquee and the Score couldn’t figure out how to calculate it properly, our podcast does. It’s the Cubs pod with Oleg and Praz and Mike has done the math. And while the Brewers wait to win the division to…

Who’s in? Who’s Out? – Pointless Exercise Baseball Podcast
The season is in it’s final weeks and it’s time for David Brown to help us decide what races are real and who still has a chance to force their way into the playoffs. They look at the closest races and the remaining schedules to see who might have a chance…

We’ll just do Jed’s job for him — Pointless Exercise Podcast
The trade deadline is still five weeks away, but Oleg and Praz join the podcast to helpfully give Jed Hoyer a shopping list of players he should trade for. They also wonder just what the hell Nate Pearson’s purpose is, recoil in horror at the stats from Porter…

Insane trade proposals – Pointless Exercise Podcast
With Dave Brown day to day, it’s up to Andy to entertain you, but thankfully Jim Bowden and an insane trade proposal helps pass the time. What does Jimbo think Sandy Alcantara is worth? And how much more would it be if Sandy’s ERA wasn’t nearly a…

Do the Cubs have enough? – Pointless Exercise Podcast
It’s early June, the Cubs are in first place by five games and so naturally, Andy asks Praz and Oleg if they have enough to win anything important. All of the hot topics are covered like Evan Longoria’s connection to the World Series Cubs, Rey Ordonez…

Remember This Crap – Cubs All-Time Shortstops – Pointless Exercise Podcast
Remember This Crap’s tour around the diamond has reached shortstop. Huey is back to help talk about the greatest (and Larry Bowa) Cubs shortstops in history. As always, the guys go all the way back to the 19th century and work their way up to the modern day. The…

Calendars can be complicated – Pointless Exercise Podcast
After pondering when a new century actually starts, Andy and David Brown discuss the Cubs’ All-Quarter Century team, and Andy explains his reasoning for so much Javy. They also wonder if the Corbin Burnes injury will turn the D’bags into sellers and if…

Is Seiya a star? – Pointless Exercise Podcast
Oleg, Praz and Andy discuss all of the hot topics, like: can you bat Petecrow and Busch back to back, is Seiya a star, does Jed already have a contract extension, why doesn’t Tommy Hottovy get more crap, and would you rather have the Dodgers’ offense or…

The Cubs kids aren’t too bad – Pointless Exercise Podcast
Matt Shaw is back and playing well, Cade Horton is looking good, Petecrow’s on an MVP pace, Kyle Tucker is even better than we thought and Tom Loxas is here to talk about all of it. What could go wrong? Plus more announcer talk (groan, I know), what’s up…

Hurry up and change – Pointless Exercise Podcast
The Cubs had a very thoughtful plan to fix Matt Shaw’s leg kick. They apparently forgot to tell him about it until last Saturday. David Brown is here to talk about the Cubs third base situation, the Orioles firing Brandon Hyde and hiring Doug Mansolino’s…

Keep them kids – Pointless Exercise Podcast
It’s the 400th Pointless Exercise Podcast! Either it’s a huge hit, or we can’t take a hint. What should the Cubs do with Cade Horton and Moises Ballesteros when Ian Happ and Sh?ta come back? Why was Pat treating Ron Coomer like a meterologist the…

How hard could it be? – Pointless Exercise Podcast
Oleg and Praz join the podcast to discuss the arrivals of Cade Horton and Moises Ballesteros on the Cubs roster and discuss other great 22s and 25s in Cubs history. They talk about Cade’s impressive debut against the Mets and try to figure out how to keep Moises…

Use him or lose him – Pointless Exercise Podcast
It’s time again to talk baseball with David Brown, and in this scintillating episode we discuss how the D’bags won the Paul Goldschmidt seven years after the fact! (Kind of.) Why math and common sense tells you that if the Cubs don’t call Cade Horton…

Even Google AI thinks Neifi saved the 2005 season – Pointless Exercise Podcast
An intrepid reader searched for Neifi Perez the other day and was horrified and amused at what they found. They shared the results with Andy and in this podcast you’ll get a dramatic retelling of the events surrounding Neifi and the rosin bag. Plus,…

Craig has good taste in media – Pointless Exercise Podcast
Craig Counsell clearly read the newsletter and listened to the podcast and came to the conclusion that dropping Dansby Swanson in the order was a good idea. Oleg, Praz and Andy discuss reordering things, Sh?ta dodging a major injury (though with the Cubs you never…

Even baseball teams draft quarterbacks – Pointless Exercise Podcast
With the NFL Draft going on, Andy and Dave look back at when the Kansas City Royals just kept drafting Hall of Fame football players. Plus, fun with official scoring, when is a save a win, what happens when you try to send your Rule V “star” to the minors,…

Jed’s aggressively looking for pitching, just seven months too late – Pointless Exercise Podcast
The Cubs are trying to bolster their bullpen with Drew Pomeranz? Hey, nobody’s gotten a hit off of him in four years! Bruce Levine says that Jed’s out looking for a starter and a “lock down” reliever and that would be great if this was November…

Matt Shaw and his leg kick are heading back to Iowa – Pointless Exercise Podcast
Matt Shaw is taking his leg kick on the road to Iowa, the great Vidal Brujan has returned, the Cubs are going to have to find a way without Justin Steele for a while and half the lineup is struggling. And yet, the Cubs are in first place. Oleg and Praz are on hand to…

Sports Spectacular – Pointless Exercise Podcast
You get teased with a big celebrity guest, but it falls through, so instead you’ll have to settle for Andy talking about upcoming books on the 2003 and 2016 Cubs, a pathetic plea for more paid newsletter subscribers and then actual sports talk about Justin…

Fun with run differential – Pointless Exercise Baseball Podcast
David Brown joins the pod to talk about a really weird early season baseball stat, jump to conclusions based on small sample sizes and run differentials, Vlad Guerrero Jr’s big new deal, the Cubs chances of keeping Kyle Tucker, why torpedo bats aren’t for…