Podcast: Playoff preview edition
Andy and Kerm break down all three playoff series as only they can. If you’re looking for quality analysis…well, keep on looking. These two dopes manage to work Cal Ripken Sr’s corpse, Paul Newman and Ruben Quevedo into the analysis. If you want to…
Podcast: Making Lou’s decisions for him
The podcast returns…and gets off to a rough start…but then is as great (lousy?) as ever as our heroes pick the playoff roster for Lou, set up his rotation for him and even figure out which team the Cubs should want to play in the first round. Â (Hint: It…
Cubs Live: Cardinals at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 9/19
Pitching matchup Cardinals: Adam Wainright 9-3, 3.20 ERA Cubs: Carlos Zambrano  14-5, 3.41 ERA
Podcast: A long week, and a long podcast
A lot happened in the week since the last podcast. Â I mean if you consider there was a hurricane that moved a series in Houston to Milwaukee, a no-hitter, a one-hitter, a new Brewers manager, CC Sabathia’s first loss, Ben Sheets’ arm falling off, and the…
Cubs Live — Brewers at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 9/18
Pitching matchup: Brewers: Dave Bush 9-10, 4.24 ERA Cubs: Rich Harden  10-2, 2.04 ERA
Cubs Live! — Cubs v. Astros – in Milwaukee? 1:05 pm, 9/15
Pitching matchup Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 14-9, 4.29 ERA Astros: Brian Moehler  11-6, 4.16 ERA
Podcast: We’re back, and the Cubs win…coincidence?
After two weeks off, Andy and Kermit and the Podcast are back, and the Cubs won? Coincidence? With two weeks of crap to catch up on, the guys talk about somebody’s really bad hat, how Chad Gaudin really got hurt, why Carlos Zambrano didn’t want an MRI…
Cubs Live! — Phillies at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/29
Pitching matchup: Phillies: Ex-A Joe Blanton Cubs: Ex-A Dick Harden
Cubs Live! – Cubs at Pissburgh, 11:30, 8/27
Pitching matchup Cubs: Not So Grand Marquis 8-7, 4.76 ERA Pissburgh: Zach Duke 4-12, 5.29 ERA Lineups: Cubs The Albatross, lf Dance Fever, ss DP Lee, 1b E-ramis, 3b Vag Face, cf PonDeRosa, rf RonCe, 2b Hank White, c Marquis du Suc, p Pissburgh Nyger Morgan, rf (So…
Cubs Live! — Nationals at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/22
Pitching matchup: Nationals: John Lannan 6-12, 3.81 ERA Cubs: Not so Grand Marquis 8-7, 4.67 ERA Lineups Emilio (seriously?) Bonfiacio, 2b Cristian Guzman, ss Ryan Zimmerman, 3b Lastings Milledge, cf Ronnie Belliard, 1b Ryan Langerhans, rf Willie Harris, lf Wil…
Cubs Live! — Reds at Cubs, 1:20, 8/21
Pitching matchup Reds: Josh Fogg 2-5, 7.71 ERA Cubs: Carlos Zambrano 12-5, 3.38 ERA
Podcast: Hey, we got a guest!
On this very special Podcast, Andy and Kerm are tired of talking to each other, so they bring in a guest. Chuck from Ivy Chat (www.chucktochuck.com) stops by to talk about the Cubs’ sale, Alfonso Soriano and all kinds of other nonsense. Listen to it here, or…
Cubs Live! — Cubs at Braves (DH), 8/13
Pitching matchup Game One, 12 p.m. Cubs: Not so Grand Marquis, 7-7, 4.73 ERA Braves: Charlie Morton, 3-5, 5.70 ERA Game Two, 6:15 p.m. Cubs: Rich Harden, 1-1, 2.10 ERA Braves: Jorge Campillo, 7-4, 2.83 ERA
Podcast: Double secret probation
It’s been a month. Who knew? On the fourth installment of the Podcast, Andy and Kerm recap the big Desipio rooftop shenanigans from Sunday night, ponder just how screwed the rest of the National League is with the VORP Donkey in Arizona and 50,000 Joe Beimel…
Cubs Report: Losing is not an option
One hundred and twenty games into the season, the Chicago Cubs are in first place in the National League Central, have a three and a half game lead in that division, would be up seven games in the Wild Card race if they needed that pathetic crutch, and in fact, have…
Cubs Live! – Cardinals at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/8
Pitching matchup: Tards: Braden Looper, 10-9, 4.29 ERA Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly, 11-6, 4.35 ERA Hey, neato site, huh? We’re going retro today! (Mostly because the new site isn’t working right. But roll with it.)
Cubs Live! — Astros at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/6
I thought he was dead? Oh, this is a little embarrassing. Better call the florist. Pitching matchup Astros: Brandon Bacne (Get it bacne, like acne only on your back, oh never mind) 6-10, 4.72 ERA Cubs: Marquis du Suc 6-7, 4.68 ERA
Podcast: Guess who got promoted
Three weeks into the Podcast experiment and we haven’t given up. In this week’s exciting episode Andy and Kerm discuss crucial topics like the demise of Scott Eyre, which Cubs would be useful in a fight and a loyal Desipiot got a big promotion at his job,…