Cubs Live! — Astros at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/5
Pitching matchup: Astros: Magic Wandy, 6-4, 3.61 ERA Cubs: Rich Harden 1-1, 1.11 ERA Lineups Astros Anal Fissure, 2b Miguel Tejada, hgh…oops, SS Hunter Scoliosis, rf El Gordo Caballo, lf Geff with a G, Blum, 1b Ty Wigginton, 3b Punty Erstad, cf Somebody…
Cubs Live! Pissburgh at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 8/1
Pitching matchup Pissburgh: Jeff Karstens 0-0, 0.00 ERA Cubs: Marquis du Suc 6-6, 4.69 ERA
Cubs Live – Cubs at Brewers, 1 pm, 7/31
Pitching matchup Cubs: Rich Harden 0-1, 1.04 ERA Brewers: Dave Bush 5-8, 4.51 ERA
Podcast: Brewers, horses and assclowns
In the latest Podcast, Andy and Kermit discuss pertinent world issues such as the Dascenzo family’s ire at Jeff Samardzija, going to high school with equestrian chicks, Corey Hart’s midget face and Kermit’s bold prediction about this week’s…
Cubs Live! — Marlins at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 7/25
Pitching matchup: Marlins: Josh Johnson 0-0, 3.86 ERA Cubs: Ryan Dempster 11-3, 3.05 ERA Josh Johnson? You mean the guy who played Pacey on Andre Dawson’s Creek? Oh, wait that was Josh Jackson. Never mind.
Proof that not just anyone should podcast
You didn’t ask for it, but when has that ever stopped us? Last night was our second run at the first ever joint venture Desipio-Hire Jim Essian podcast. We did one on Monday, that shockingly went smoother than the one we re-did last night, except for the…
ESPN The Magazine: More shirtless dudes
Sometimes, you just have to love the way timing works. On Tuesday, I finally got around to writing my e-mail to ESPN about getting them to stop sending me their wretched magazine. In the e-mail, I noted how, among lots of annoyances, one thing that really confused me…
An open letter to ESPN The Magazine
This is the actual e-mail that I sent to ESPN The Magazine in regards to my subscription to their publication. Fr: andy@desipio.com To: ms_support@espn.go.com Re: My ESPN The Magazine Subscription Dear ESPN The Magazine Overlord, I am currently a subscriber to your…
Cubs Live! – Giants at Cubs, 1:20pm, 7/11
Pitching matchup Giants: Matt Cain 5-7, 4.30 ERA Cubs: Jason Marquis 6-5, 4.78 ERA
Cubs Live! — Reds at Cubs, 1:20pm, 7/10
Pitching matchup: Reds: Fabio Arroyo 6-7, 5.82 ERA Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 9-5, 4.47 ERA
Hope you enjoyed the broadcast, if not the outcome
As I’ve said many times before, nothing says a writer is out of ideas faster than him writing a column that’s just one big list. As promised in yesterday’s sterling Cubs’ Report, today we’re going to take a tour of the big leagues and…
Cubs Live! Cubs at White Sox, 3:05 pm, 6/27
Pitching matchup Cubs: Ryan Dempster 9-2, 2.63 ERA White Sox: Jose Contreras 6-6, 3.96 ERA
Joe Morgan, the gift that keeps on giving
Ever since that brutal two-grand slams in one inning Sunday night humiliation against the Mets–you remember it, stop pretending–I’ve been fascinated by shots of Joe Morgan in the booth during ESPN telecasts. Here’s baseball’s highest paid…
Cubs Live! White Sox at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 6/20
Pitching matchup: White Sox: John Danks 4-4, 2.90 ERA Cubs: The Bull Moose 7-5, 4.76 ERA Lineups White Sox Orlando “What’s the extension for the Official Scorer” Cabrera, ss AJ Eyechart, c Carlos Quentin, lf Jermaine Dye, rf Swishy, 1b Joe Crede, 3b…
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Cubs Live! — Rockies at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 5/29
Pitching matchup Rockies: Aaron Cook 7-3, 2.82 ERA Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 5-4, 5.23 ERA
Cubs Live! — Pissburgh at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 5/16
Pitching matchup Pissburgh Tom Gorzelanny 3-3, 5.97 ERA Cubs Sean Gallagher 0-0, 6.48 ERA What a couple of shmoes.
Cubs Live! – Padres at Cubs, 1:20 pm, 5/15
Pitching matchup Padres: Greggie 3-3, 3.60 ERA Cubs: Ryan Dempster 4-1, 2.76 ERA