May 9, 2012 | Media Hacks, MLB
Last time on Mild Retardation Theater, Phil waxed poetic about…Curtis Granderson…again (I know, right?), how Kenny Williams assraped Brad Eldred’s budding career four years ago and how Marlon Byrd’s mere presence had righted whatever was...
Nov 22, 2011 | Cubs, Featured
Life is tough these days for Ryne Sandberg. Â Sure, he’s still sitting on a pile of millions of dollars from his playing career, he make can thousands more whenever he wants just by virtue of the fact he gets to sign “HOF” next to his autograph (that...
Nov 2, 2011 | Cubs, Featured
The Cubs didn’t fire Mike Quade today. Â They actually did it last Friday, and decided to wait until the day after the Jed Hoyer, Jason McLeod bro-hug, press conference to announce it. Â I’d love to tell you I told you so and that I knew Quade was going to...
Oct 24, 2011 | Cubs, Featured
The best thing about the Cubs getting a new general manager is that we can all live through the countless, pointless, “Ryno deserves it!” posts about the Cubs managerial job. Â Granted, there’s somebody in that job, but nobody has ever had any...
