Throwing batteries

Throwing batteries

On Friday, I previewed the Cubs position player spots and ranked each of the projected starters in the NL Central at those positions.  I know that it was riveting entertainment. Today, let’s take a look at who is left.  That’s basically the starting...
Things are rank in the NL Central

Things are rank in the NL Central

Maybe it’s because we had 20 inches of snow dumped on us Wednesday.  Maybe it’s because spring training opens in ten days.  Or maybe, it’s just because we’re bored (that’s probably it), but instead of just taking a tour around the Cubs...
Boom.  Roasted.

Boom. Roasted.

Tuesday night some of Tony LaRussa’s friends got together and roasted him for charity.  Now that seems like a good idea.  Who better than to take pot shots at than a self-important, overrated douche like Tony LaRussa, right? The problem is that when you...
Open letter to Cardinals Nation

Open letter to Cardinals Nation

Dear mouthbreathing hillbillies of the world, I want to congratulate you on your favorite baseball team’s recent acquisition of Ryan Theriot to play…(pardon me while I try not to laugh and urinate at the same time)…shortstop for you next season....