Jan 5, 2012 | Cubs, Featured
Despite the hand-wringing of the usual gaggle of dolts who write about the Cubs when Theo Epstein said it would be a “trust but verify” situation that could get Carlos Zambrano back on the mound for the Cubs this season, it was never going to happen....
Dec 28, 2011 | Cubs, Featured
You remember, because nobody could ever forget, that last year, Al Yellon had a sitdown with Cubs “owner” Tom Ricketts, where he asked Tom 100 questions, and 94 of them were “Who owns the Cubs?” After a thorough grilling like that it’s no...
Dec 22, 2011 | Cubs, Featured
Our good friend Dave Kaplan breathlessly tweeted yesterday “Breaking Cubs news: Cubs to completely rebuild.” That was breaking news in the same way that “Breaking Bears news: Caleb Hanie still sucks,” would be breaking news. Â Did I miss...
Nov 29, 2011 | Cubs, Featured
Every time I see outrage on the Interwebs among Cubs fans I reflexively run to the side opposite the outrage. Â The reason? Â Cubs fans are idiots. What caused the idiot horde to take their rage out for a spin yesterday? Â Busty Olney reported the Cubs would listen to...
Nov 22, 2011 | Cubs, Featured
Life is tough these days for Ryne Sandberg. Â Sure, he’s still sitting on a pile of millions of dollars from his playing career, he make can thousands more whenever he wants just by virtue of the fact he gets to sign “HOF” next to his autograph (that...
