Shirtless hugs for the NL Central Champs!

We’re Cubs fans, we wouldn’t know what to do with ourselves if it was “easy.” Carlos Zambrano mowed them down in Cincinnati, an old friend did just enough in his start in Milwaukee and the all-time saves leader made it...

Time for a little positive

Delusion can be your best friend.  If you really want to believe something enough you can make yourself do it.  I mean come on, we’re Cubs fans, we’ve been doing it for 100 years!  Nobody eats more shit than we do on a yearly basis.  We just...

Cubs Live! — Cubs at Marlins, 3:05 pm

Pitching matchups Cubs: Steve (Oh God, Why?) Trachsel 7-10, 4.74 ERA Marlins: Some Dude From Crystal Lake Who Should Throw the Game Because He Grew Up A Cubs’ Fan 9-15, 5.88 ERA Lineups Cubs Al, lf Dance Fever, ss Derrek Lee, 1b E-ramis, 3b PonDeRosa, 2b...

Cubs Live! — Cubs at Marlins, 6:05pm

Pitching matchup Cubs: Marquis du Suc, 12-8, 4.35 ERA Marlins: Everybody Loves Raymond Barone 1-3, 5.30 ERA Lineups Cubs Al, lf Dance Fever, ss Derrek Lee, 1b Clifford, rf E-ramis, 3b PonDeRosa, 2b Jock, cf Captain Caveman, c Marquis du Suc, p Marlins Hanley Garage...

Cubs Live! Cubs at Marlins, 6:05 pm

Pitching matchup: Cubs: The Bull Moose 15-7, 3.78 ERA Fish: Dontrelle 9-15, 5.32 ERA Lineups Cubs Al, lf PonDeRosa, 2b Derrek Lee, 1b E-ramis, 3b Ginger, rf Geovany Soto, c Guh, cf Dance Fever, ss The Bull Moose, p Marlins Hanley Garage Door, ss Uggggla, 2b Felix...