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Yeti

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #225 on: April 02, 2010, 03:59:51 PM »

Yeti

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #226 on: April 15, 2010, 08:32:00 AM »
DPD

BEST CUBS BLOG MAKES IT "BIG TIME"

QuoteA blogger at the Bad News Cubs, writing about the juiced ball, put it well:

    Someone from another blog speculated that perhaps only 5% of baseball used performance enhancing drugs through the current and so-called ‘steroids era’. But the numbers seem to argue against that. When baseball home run production surges from 131 per team to 158 per team, it isn’t just one guy per team. When it surges up to 177 per team, you really know it wasn’t just one guy per team.

Read every motherfucking word you fucking gay fucking faggots

Kermit IV

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #227 on: April 15, 2010, 11:45:19 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 08:32:00 AM
DPD

BEST CUBS BLOG MAKES IT "BIG TIME"

QuoteA blogger at the Bad News Cubs, writing about the juiced ball, put it well:

    Someone from another blog speculated that perhaps only 5% of baseball used performance enhancing drugs through the current and so-called 'steroids era'. But the numbers seem to argue against that. When baseball home run production surges from 131 per team to 158 per team, it isn't just one guy per team. When it surges up to 177 per team, you really know it wasn't just one guy per team.

Read every motherfucking word you fucking gay fucking faggots


I don't know what's harder to believe.  That you read the New Yorker or that you still read Bad News Cubs.

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #228 on: April 15, 2010, 11:46:29 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 15, 2010, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 08:32:00 AM
DPD

BEST CUBS BLOG MAKES IT "BIG TIME"

QuoteA blogger at the Bad News Cubs, writing about the juiced ball, put it well:

    Someone from another blog speculated that perhaps only 5% of baseball used performance enhancing drugs through the current and so-called 'steroids era'. But the numbers seem to argue against that. When baseball home run production surges from 131 per team to 158 per team, it isn't just one guy per team. When it surges up to 177 per team, you really know it wasn't just one guy per team.

Read every motherfucking word you fucking gay fucking faggots


I don't know what's harder to believe.  That you read the New Yorker or that you still read Bad News Cubs.

Gives him something to do in between commenting on ACB.
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Yeti

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #229 on: April 15, 2010, 12:56:31 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2010, 11:46:29 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 15, 2010, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 08:32:00 AM
DPD

BEST CUBS BLOG MAKES IT "BIG TIME"

QuoteA blogger at the Bad News Cubs, writing about the juiced ball, put it well:

    Someone from another blog speculated that perhaps only 5% of baseball used performance enhancing drugs through the current and so-called 'steroids era'. But the numbers seem to argue against that. When baseball home run production surges from 131 per team to 158 per team, it isn't just one guy per team. When it surges up to 177 per team, you really know it wasn't just one guy per team.

Read every motherfucking word you fucking gay fucking faggots


I don't know what's harder to believe.  That you read the New Yorker or that you still read Bad News Cubs.

Gives him something to do in between commenting on ACB.

I haven't commented there in weeks. Sorry to ruin your fun.. And I go to BNC for the inadvertent comedy. He doesn't intend it but his posts are funny because he's so retarded, just like I go to FDB2 often just to laugh at those fuckers. I need to find people dumber than me. Those places satisfy that.

Slaky

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #230 on: April 15, 2010, 01:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2010, 11:46:29 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 15, 2010, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 08:32:00 AM
DPD

BEST CUBS BLOG MAKES IT "BIG TIME"

QuoteA blogger at the Bad News Cubs, writing about the juiced ball, put it well:

    Someone from another blog speculated that perhaps only 5% of baseball used performance enhancing drugs through the current and so-called 'steroids era'. But the numbers seem to argue against that. When baseball home run production surges from 131 per team to 158 per team, it isn't just one guy per team. When it surges up to 177 per team, you really know it wasn't just one guy per team.

Read every motherfucking word you fucking gay fucking faggots


I don't know what's harder to believe.  That you read the New Yorker or that you still read Bad News Cubs.

Gives him something to do in between commenting on ACB.

I haven't commented there in weeks. Sorry to ruin your fun.. And I go to BNC for the inadvertent comedy. He doesn't intend it but his posts are funny because he's so retarded, just like I go to FDB2 often just to laugh at those fuckers. I need to find people dumber than me. Those places satisfy that.

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

Bort

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #231 on: April 15, 2010, 01:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 15, 2010, 01:10:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2010, 11:46:29 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 15, 2010, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 08:32:00 AM
DPD

BEST CUBS BLOG MAKES IT "BIG TIME"

QuoteA blogger at the Bad News Cubs, writing about the juiced ball, put it well:

    Someone from another blog speculated that perhaps only 5% of baseball used performance enhancing drugs through the current and so-called 'steroids era'. But the numbers seem to argue against that. When baseball home run production surges from 131 per team to 158 per team, it isn't just one guy per team. When it surges up to 177 per team, you really know it wasn't just one guy per team.

Read every motherfucking word you fucking gay fucking faggots


I don't know what's harder to believe.  That you read the New Yorker or that you still read Bad News Cubs.

Gives him something to do in between commenting on ACB.

I haven't commented there in weeks. Sorry to ruin your fun.. And I go to BNC for the inadvertent comedy. He doesn't intend it but his posts are funny because he's so retarded, just like I go to FDB2 often just to laugh at those fuckers. I need to find people dumber than me. Those places satisfy that.

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

That seminar? Sponsored by ACB.
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Yeti

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #232 on: April 15, 2010, 01:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 15, 2010, 01:10:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2010, 11:46:29 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 15, 2010, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 08:32:00 AM
DPD

BEST CUBS BLOG MAKES IT "BIG TIME"

QuoteA blogger at the Bad News Cubs, writing about the juiced ball, put it well:

    Someone from another blog speculated that perhaps only 5% of baseball used performance enhancing drugs through the current and so-called 'steroids era'. But the numbers seem to argue against that. When baseball home run production surges from 131 per team to 158 per team, it isn't just one guy per team. When it surges up to 177 per team, you really know it wasn't just one guy per team.

Read every motherfucking word you fucking gay fucking faggots


I don't know what's harder to believe.  That you read the New Yorker or that you still read Bad News Cubs.

Gives him something to do in between commenting on ACB.

I haven't commented there in weeks. Sorry to ruin your fun.. And I go to BNC for the inadvertent comedy. He doesn't intend it but his posts are funny because he's so retarded, just like I go to FDB2 often just to laugh at those fuckers. I need to find people dumber than me. Those places satisfy that.

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

But, I wasn't butthurt about it. Just asplainin'. But yea, I could have just left it alone. Bump that thread fuckers.

Internet Apex

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #233 on: April 15, 2010, 03:11:20 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 15, 2010, 01:10:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 15, 2010, 11:46:29 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 15, 2010, 11:45:19 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 15, 2010, 08:32:00 AM
DPD

BEST CUBS BLOG MAKES IT "BIG TIME"

QuoteA blogger at the Bad News Cubs, writing about the juiced ball, put it well:

    Someone from another blog speculated that perhaps only 5% of baseball used performance enhancing drugs through the current and so-called 'steroids era'. But the numbers seem to argue against that. When baseball home run production surges from 131 per team to 158 per team, it isn't just one guy per team. When it surges up to 177 per team, you really know it wasn't just one guy per team.

Read every motherfucking word you fucking gay fucking faggots


I don't know what's harder to believe.  That you read the New Yorker or that you still read Bad News Cubs.

Gives him something to do in between commenting on ACB.

I haven't commented there in weeks. Sorry to ruin your fun.. And I go to BNC for the inadvertent comedy. He doesn't intend it but his posts are funny because he's so retarded, just like I go to FDB2 often just to laugh at those fuckers. I need to find people dumber than me. Those places satisfy that.

Did you recently attend the seminar entitled How to Take a Joke In the Worst Possible Way hosted by KurtEvans?

But, I wasn't butthurt about it. Just asplainin'. But yea, I could have just left it alone. Bump that thread fuckers.

The issue isn't whether you post there all the time or never post there but rather the woefully uninspiring cut of your jib.
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Yeti

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #234 on: May 13, 2010, 09:19:26 AM »
/thread

Tis a sad sad day:

QuoteThe authors have deleted this blog. The content is no longer available.

Chuck to Chuck

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #235 on: May 13, 2010, 09:29:22 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on May 13, 2010, 09:19:26 AM
/thread

Tis a sad sad day:

QuoteThe authors have deleted this blog. The content is no longer available.

Morph can call up the internet archive to get it all.

morpheus

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #236 on: May 13, 2010, 09:48:28 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2010, 09:29:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 13, 2010, 09:19:26 AM
/thread

Tis a sad sad day:

QuoteThe authors have deleted this blog. The content is no longer available.

Morph can call up the internet archive to get it all.

Internet Wayback Machine has a 6-month lag, but...

http://web.archive.org/web/20080612061608/http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/
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Yeti

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #237 on: May 13, 2010, 10:02:26 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 13, 2010, 09:48:28 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 13, 2010, 09:29:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 13, 2010, 09:19:26 AM
/thread

Tis a sad sad day:

QuoteThe authors have deleted this blog. The content is no longer available.

Morph can call up the internet archive to get it all.

Internet Wayback Machine has a 6-month lag, but...

http://web.archive.org/web/20080612061608/http://badnewscubs.wordpress.com/

ChuckD showed me the most recent one: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:HVEJ-aOE9ykJ:badnewscubs.wordpress.com/+badnewscubs&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a


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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #238 on: May 14, 2010, 07:30:14 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on May 13, 2010, 09:19:26 AM
/thread

Tis a sad sad day:

QuoteThe authors have deleted this blog. The content is no longer available.

Aw, no more stupid fucking Bad News Cubs, you stupid gay mouth breathing butthole fucking mother assfucking faggots?
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Kermit IV

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Re: Fuck Zorp You Stathead Faggots
« Reply #239 on: May 14, 2010, 01:27:49 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 14, 2010, 07:30:14 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 13, 2010, 09:19:26 AM
/thread

Tis a sad sad day:

QuoteThe authors have deleted this blog. The content is no longer available.

Aw, no more stupid fucking Bad News Cubs, you stupid gay mouth breathing butthole fucking mother assfucking faggots?

I guess the internet had its fill of TRUTH.