Feb 5, 2003 | Andy
Make Desipio.com your one stop shop today for all of the important news, today, National College Football Letter of Intent Signing Day. Or, as it’s known in the south, Redneck Christmas. Oh, screw that. You can tell the normal football fan from the rabid,...
Feb 4, 2003 | Andy
This sentence was uttered on TV last night by a guy trying to seduce a woman. “I knew a guy who had an ingrown toenail. He got a fungus in his car. And died.” How can any lady resist that? Evan “Joe Millionaire” Mariott is just the smoothest...
Feb 3, 2003 | Andy
Like a lot of kids I wanted to be an astronaut when I was younger. Of course I also wanted to be a vampire and a professional bull rider. But the astronaut dream lasted the longest and was the most realistic—at least until I saw The Right Stuff and wasn?t down...
Feb 2, 2003 | Andy
You’d think there could be nothing funny or lighthearted about what happened yesterday in the skies over Texas when the Space Shuttle Columbia broke into pieces and crashed into the Earth. But that’s only if you didn’t see MSNBC’s press...
