Sep 14, 2006 | Andy
He’s not retarded, but he is a known crack user. Pitching matchup: LA: Somebody Kuo, 1-4, 4.46 ERA Cubs: Wade Miller, 0-1, 12.00 ERA (Twelve? Yikes.) Lineups Dodgers: Furcalholic, ss Sammy Sosa’s Best Friend, cf Nomar!, 1b DL Drew, rf Jeff Pornstache, 2b...
Sep 11, 2006 | Andy
You’d have to be pretty immature to take more satisfaction out of the obvious pain and embarrassment being suffered by your opponent’s fans than out of the joy you were getting from an excellent performance out of your team. Apparently, I’m pretty...
Sep 7, 2006 | Andy
Brought to you by not one, but two Bert Blyleven f-bombs. Pitching matchup: Piss: Shawn Chacon, 6-5, 6.75 ERA Cubs: Sean Marshall, 5-9, 5.05 ERA Lineups: Pissburgh Who cares? Cubs Lucky Pierre, cf Freddy Blood Clot Bynum, 2b E-ramis, 3b Jock, rf Pagan Ritual, lf Dinty...
