34 Comments

1. 

   morpheus on September 7, 2006 at 12:28 pm

   I know this may seem obvious to some… but that is not a good lineup.

2. 

   Santo on September 7, 2006 at 12:32 pm

   “It’s almost over!”

3. 

   SD on September 7, 2006 at 12:36 pm

   Whoever that moran was that did the stretch that time: “GO DUSTY AND THE CUBBIES!”

4. 

   The Dude on September 7, 2006 at 12:39 pm

   You fucked it up, Blyleven! You fucked it up!!

5. 

   Dusty on September 7, 2006 at 12:43 pm

   I’m gonna do that fuckin lineup over because I just fucked it up. There, Bynum at second, Moore at first. Beautiful.

6. 

   Andy on September 7, 2006 at 12:51 pm

   A Danica Patrick sighting. And she threw out the first pitch to Buck Coats no less. I have a hunch Buck will spend some alone time in the clubhouse and probably risk a self-inflicted scrotal hematoma.

7. 

   Phil Nevin on September 7, 2006 at 12:53 pm

   I miss you guys. Instead of playing for the Cubs, I have to get ready for a four-game set with Detroit tonight, if we sweep, we’re in first place. Hee hee. Losers.

8. 

   Scott Moore on September 7, 2006 at 12:54 pm

   I’m stunned I got called up without Felix Pie. I thought for sure, Hendry could not resist filling out a form where he could write “Moore Pie.”

9. 

   Section 15, row 1 on September 7, 2006 at 1:05 pm

   Amazingly, Tribune Scalping is still trying to command $500 for two of me against the Brewers on September 26.

10. 

    I am History Dude on September 7, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Best part of the interview… ” We’re live”

11. 

    Brady Quinn on September 7, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    Shit. If the Cubs finish last, does that mean I have to play for them, too?

12. 

    Last Place Cubs on September 7, 2006 at 1:19 pm

    I hope there’s plenty of wine in this cellar…I need a drink bad

13. 

    The Twin Cities on September 7, 2006 at 1:22 pm

    Oh, for fuck sake…

14. 

    In a nutsack on September 7, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Okay, so I’m sitting at work and I’m trying to listen to the MLB Radio broadcast of the Cubs and Butt-Pirates. It’s just too hard to listen to. Everybody is hitting, fielding and running all over the Cubs. It’s just pathetic. It’s downright awful. Why the hell is Bynum even in uniform? Why do we have douchebags like Glendon Rusch on the team? I just don’t know what else to say…it’s just boring, retarded mindless exercises for these clowns. I really hope everybody gets fired. I’m on a beerleague softball team…maybe they’ll give us all three year deals?

15. 

    morpheus on September 7, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    Great, now Piano Keys Bynum will be in the lineup for the rest of the year for sure.

16. 

    Scott Moore on September 7, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    Maybe I’m not so f’in bad.

17. 

    SD on September 7, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    Carlos Marmol Thread Splash Happy Fest 2006?

18. 

    Apex on September 7, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    I’ve seen this game before. It’s a re-run. This is the one where the Cubs give up a shit load of runs early and then claw there way back even and then the bullpen walks everybody in the ballpark and pisses it away. Hold on there’s a collasal baserunning gaffe and a few fielding errors coming up. Wait for it…

19. 

    Francis Scott Key on September 7, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    God, not again.

20. 

    Danica Patrick on September 7, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    I may be sort of hot, but I can’t sing.

21. 

    Danica Patrick on September 7, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    My husband doesn’t want me to rub one out

22. 

    Liz Phair on September 7, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    Danica, give me a ring. There’s some sort of novelty act to be had here.

23. 

    The 2006 Chicago Cubs Story on September 7, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    Oh, How Humiliating.

24. 

    Mike D. on September 7, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    Fuck I totallty forgot there was a game.

    23 comments. Wow.

    Glad to see the Bucs are leaving town out of the basement.

    Go Bears.

25. 

    The 2007 Cubs Story on September 7, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    Now more than ever.

26. 

    morpheus on September 7, 2006 at 3:39 pm

    Wow, Apex. You really called this one. But it was HR’s instead of walks that killed the Cubs late.

27. 

    Dan on September 7, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    wow, 26 comments.
    impressive

28. 

    williams on September 7, 2006 at 4:01 pm

    The odd thing I was just about to post about the low amount of comments in this thread, and then noticed there were already 2 other posts already discussing the low amount of comments in this thread.

    I don’t blame Andy for not wanting to write about this shit.

29. 

    Cub Fan in PA on September 7, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    I get back to the midwest so I can waste 3 hours of my life watching this shit? I need to move back to PA. Christ.

    Go Bears.

30. 

    Mark Prior on September 7, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    Did anyone mention that it’s my birthday today?? Derrek’s got mentioned yesterday…Don’t talk to me, I’m going to throw a towel some more

31. 

    Comedy on September 8, 2006 at 8:17 am

    I’ve absolutely loved this season.

32. 

    Sleepy Dick Pole on September 8, 2006 at 9:10 am

    Here’s an upcoming fan appreciation day lineup, sponsored by Hecky’s. Hecky’s, it’s the sauce:

    P Les is More Walrond
    C Soto Can
    1B Hank White
    2B Ryan Theriot
    SS RonCe
    3B Boom Boom Bynum
    LF Mabry
    CF Buck Naked
    RF Pagan Sacrifice

33. 

    Bill Simmons on September 8, 2006 at 1:29 pm

    The other day, me and my friend J-Bug were remembering this site before the message board, which replaced periodic updates of intentional comedy.

34. 

    Apex on September 9, 2006 at 2:36 am

    Shut up, Bill. You’re not funny at all. I am the only funny one around here. Isn’t it funny and hip to have Flava Flav pictures with my posts, and to post things like “ORLY? I am so internet hip. I am a badass. I am, indeed – the Apex.

    Oh, who am I kidding, I’m a fag.