Exclusive! Sammy Sosa’s physical!

Thanks to our close relationship with the Tribune Corporation and the Chicago Cubs, Desipio’s Karry Ling was able to snap this…uh…photo…of Sammy Sosa’s actual physical today in Baltimore.

Daily Dose: Anybody know any Greek bail bondsmen?

Hello again, everybody, your old friend Karry Ling here from Athens, Greece and if you missed me the last couple of days…well, you’re probably alone. I don’t mean on missing me, I mean you are probably literally alone. You probably live in a studio...

Daily Dose: How could she do this to me?

Hello again, everybody, your old pal Karry Ling here today to give Andy a much needed day off from the Dose. Phew, working four or five hours a week will certainly tire a guy out. Oh, I’m kidding! I’m a kidder. I’m sure by now you all know that...

The Desipio Interview: Gabor Paul Bako II

Hello again, everybody, your old friend Karry Ling here deep in the heart of Dixie…or close enough…with Cubs catcher Gabor Bako. Wait, they ran your picture and not mine yet. It says here in my contract that my picture has to run with my columns. Bare with...

News and notes with Karry Ling

Hello again, everybody, it’s your old friend Karry Ling with another award-winning edition of my news and notes. There’s no Dose today, as we finally finish up that ludicrous Baseball Preview, so you’re stuck with me. Since all but one of you think...

Daily Dose: With special guest star Karry Ling

Hello again, everybody, it’s your old friend Karry Ling here filling in for Andy on today’s Daily Dose. Andy started to write the Dose today and muttered something that sounded like “Bake up your thyme, Red Attix you jackass.” I don’t...