News and Notes with Karry Ling

Hello again, America, it’s your old pal Karry Ling here and I want to start by asking, “Am I the only guy old enough to remember just why and the hell Dennis Miller having a monkey on his TV show is ironic?” I thought so. The best part about having a...

More fun with Yahoo news photos!

Hello again everybody, your old pal Karry Ling here with another round of those exciting Yahoo news photos that you can’t get enough of. One of you, perhaps even the real Dennis Miller, accused me of ripping off his schtick and I think we all know there are two...

What the hell is going on here?

Hello again, everybody, I’m Karry Ling and I want to know what the hell is going on here! It wasn’t that long ago when Desipio was a nice, quite place. A place where an old guy could hide out from his ex-wives’ lawyers and drink Wild Turkey all day...

Daily Dose: Resolution time

Hello again, everybody, it’s your old friend Karry Ling here filling in during this long holiday weekend. It doesn’t seem right does it, that they make the old guy work over the holidays? Typical, I suppose. But it was fun here the past couple of days. On...

The Desipio Interview: Andy Dolan (huh?)

Hello again, America. Today in the spirit of synergy…or…cross-promotion…ah, screw it, let me start over. Today, in the spirit of blatant hucksterism, I’m sitting down with Andy Dolan, the author of the new smash hit (snicker, snicker) book...

Sammy Sosa’s birthday extravaganza

Hello again everybody, it’s your old friend Karry Ling and I just got back from Sammy Sosa’s 35th birthday party in lovely La Romana in the Dominican Republic. The big party was on Saturday, but I got so tanked on rum that I didn’t wake up until...