Starting Pitchers:
Oakland: Dan Haren, 14-12, 3.73 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 14-6, 3.26 ERA
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Starting Pitchers:
Oakland: Dan Haren, 14-12, 3.73 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 14-6, 3.26 ERA
This is my Cy Young year amigos! I better go, I have a game to pitch and I’m not supposed to be on the computer this close to the start.
It won’t feel like baseball season has begun for me until I see Wayne Messmer on the Gamecast.
Anybody have me on their gaydar?
That’s like the old “how do the Greeks separate the men from the boys” joke. They use a crowbar. We sure couldn’t fit a towel in between Hank and Z.
Brave!
What’s going on? Anybody hurt yet?
Make fun all you want, Wayne. But you were supposed to have been taking out with that bullet!
OMG! I am like soooo giddy!!! Let the games begin baby! I know it’s just spring training, but I am so darn giddy right now. Oops, sorry about the profanity gang. Go Cubbies!!!
(regarding the weather) “It’s really been like this all winter. I’ve been here since April 1”
Do these pants make my ass look big?
Ron seems a little too excited about how slim Carlos is. I mean he really, really seems to be enjoying the svelter Zambrano physique. I’m not saying…
Pierre-CF
Jerry Jr-DH
Lee-1B
E-ramis-3B
Walker-2B
Barrett-C
Jock-RF
Murton-LF
Cedeno-SS
Call me Cy Young, bitches!
K, 4-3, K
Dudes, what do you think of my lineup? Marquis is a little under the weather, or I had have him in the 2 hole.
Um, I’m good.
I know it’s a little early for scoreboard watching, but I’m happy to report that both Houston and St.Louis are losing their games today.
For between innings.
http://tinyurl.com/revzm
It’s pretty cool.
I sure hope we don’t need these innings I’m gonna throw at the WBC late in the season or anything. Boy, that would suck.
Don’t worry Z, we’ll be out of contention by the Fourth of July. Pitch your heart out kid!
Game back on yet?
Santo hates me just as much as Dusty.
Don’t know what Jack Pete did-made an out somehow. Jerry the Lesser singled. Derrek singled. Jerry the Lesser to third. E-ramis slow roller infield single to third baseman. Jerry scores, Lee to second. DBF strikes out swinging. Barrett pops out to first base in foul territory.
It’s kinda hard to put the ball in play w/ runner on 3rd &
Dammit Cedeno!
Honesty compels us to be the first to ask about the visibility this year.
Aaaaaaah. Feels good.
So now that we’ve got that out of the way, let the fresh new material flow!
Screw fresh material, I am tasty
I’m a big fan of that Jordan commercial. One of those kids looks just like him. The one right before the kid who is playing defense and hikes up his shorts.
Nobody has made the following jokes yet. I’m disappointed.
1) Hey, stop clogging the bases!
2) Hey Pat, stop clogging the…other things!
Ron just called the World Baseball Classic the WBB.
Is Carlos going all nine today? The way the A’s are swinging, he might not hit his 35 pitch limit until then.
Did Cedeno jack one out?
No, he just drove in a run with a basehit. He keeps this up and I’ll have to start him 2-3 times a week.
Thanks. I am radioless, so please feel free to distribute accounts of this major league game without the written consent of Major League Baseball
Ron just said that Carlos’ goal is to win the Cy young this year…and that makes sense because he doesn’t put alot of pressure on himself…
that is profound,
Neifi would have jacked that one out onto Banks Boulevard, dude.
Whate about implied oral consent?
Fuck you, Korey.
Oh….
Old habits die hard.
But they die well.
We’re winning???
Ah, the annual Mr. March jokes…it warms my soul
Sure, whatever gets your rocks off.
Chicago Cubs Baseball is on the Air!
Just got another hit, but then I got thrown out trying to steal.
(Pat did say it took a perfect throw. But Pat tends to exaggerate.)
We’re winning WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
What are your thoughts, Adam Greenberg?
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???”
That’s what I thought.
Back to you in the studio, Dave.
Cubs winning 5-0 in after 4.
Ron Santoâ€â€ever the professional, detail-oriented color manâ€â€was looking for the replay on the monitor before he could give his stellar analysis. The guy can’t analyze a game without instant replay.
Santo also had to pause his part of the broadcast so he could answer his cell phone (the ring was heard on the air). Whatta pro.
Marquis in the game! Wheeeee!
Anybody wanna fuck?
Rally Carp… I’m batting my eyes in your direction….
God, get off me, Farnsie!!!
So… um… what say, Jessie?
Did I just hear correctly that E-ramis beat out an infield single in the first? Did he blow out both hamstrings or just one?
I am now a dead link
Is it a bad sign that the bullpen is already stealing wins from Zambrano?
I love you Chuck.
5-5 game now after the Bobby Crosby grand slam.
Is Brian Corey there? This is his career calling. I’m over.
Here’s hoping I get into the game today.
Good one Pat.
No, it’s a bad sign when Z begins killing them for stealing wins from him. Either that, or he’ll just finish all his own games.
Is it good when you give up 7 runs and don’t get anyone out?
you think i should pull this kid yet?
And it begins…out of the gate with a mighty roar!
Can we have Brian Corey throw batting practice for us?
Hey, I am not a kid.
I am 32 years old, and I have pitched 5 innings in the majors.
Is it bad when you can’t crack our staff?
Ron just said. “I can’t tell you how great that play was.”
Good. Not like it’s your job or anything.
This is my second stint with the cubs. I was first acquired in november 12, 2003. I was the first acquistion Hendry made in response to the “bobbles” implosion.
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When you hear an outing like Corey’s, I can’t help but sitting here, listening to it and thinking “I could go to Mesa as a non-roster invitee, play catch with some big-leaguers, get tips from Kerry about how to blow my arm out by mid-May, not learn how to throw a curve from Fraudschild, take the mound up 5 and hand the ball to Dusty having given up the lead without recording an out.”
I’m perfectly capable of Corey’s outing. Why can’t I get that chance?
Who’hoo! Shout out from Ron! Now I can die….
[thump]
Clearly my name will never be spelled ‘Korey’. Absolutely no K needed.
I bought a Tommy John shirt once. It had spit all over it, and the right arm was sewn together funny.
This would be the correct spelling of my name.
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I’m on Rome is Burning right now!
I love this show, it’s never cold.
And Roger Lodge is on with me. Maybe I can get on Blind Date!
I’m in bitches. Let’s do this thing.
Well, I can catch.
Am the guy who got caught smoking weed with the Mets, and then later on was found passed out in the Shea parking lot?
At least it wasn’t crack :)
Ah, here’s a player that I, unlike Andy Dolan, have seen play 100 times. I hope neither Pat Hughes nor Ron Santo try to analyze this kid.
When does that guy start walking from Arizona again?
Anyone have Carlos’s line for today?
we’ve got it baby, we’ve got his vorp for today also
“Speaking of table manners, how’s your mom doin’ Pat?”
(What the fuck am I on?)
Mmmm, Felix Pie.
I’m playing center for the A’s right now. Earlier today I was trying to get Anna Nicole Smith to check out my Coke bottle.
Hello!
I love it when Pat and Ron analyze.
We just learned, in stereo no less, that Bobby Howry is “very nice.”
Terrific. Terrific!
Time to throw out the first labrum of the season.
I believe is 2 IP, 3K, 1 H, 1 BB.
Is that right? Or is it two K’s?
Who’s got dance fever?
Carlos gave up a hit? What a hack.
I thought he went three innings.
Amazing how well a guy can do when he gets to hit a pitch not heading toward his noggin’.
w’hee! a hit!
I need to lie down now.
The Cubs marketing department is going to be giving us away on promotional dates.
I have no soul.
Corey Who?
is that nickname taken?
Wait Danny Putnam is pitching? THE Danny Putnam?
I used to average “15 wins a game!”
What’d I do?
Felix, you tied the game on a 2 run RBI triple.
“watching Dopiarak run to first base told me, um, that it would take him a long time to get to home.”
anyone?
CUBS WIN!
CUBS WIN!
With contributions from Cedeno, Murton, Pie, and, uh Corey.
For some reason, I interpretting the new gamecast banner to mean:
DLee = Sun
Juan Pierre = Moon
Hank White, Landmower, Franchise = Stars
For some reason, I interpreting the new gamecast banner to mean:
DLee = Sun
Juan Pierre = Moon
Hank White, Lawnmower, Franchise = Stars
Two Oakland errors in the 9th put runners on the corners with one out for the great Jose Reyes who dribbled one to first. The Oakland player had no chance at the plate and tried to start a 3-6-3 DP. No dice as the ball was not hit very hard. Angel Pagan scored the winning run for the victorious Cubbies. Mike Wuertz is your winner. Next radio broadcast is Saturday vs. SF. First televised game is Sunday at 2 CT vs. these same A’s on WGN Television Channel 9, Chicago.
Thank you and good night.
Hey sorry I’m late guys…what did I miss..Cubs…woo…where’s…woo…every…woo…one…woo?
#72 … I believe you’re mistaking me for Brian Corey. If your memory needs jarring, there’s a pic of me toking a bong somewhere on the Interweb. Now if you’ll excuse me, Tony Torasco is calling.