Pitching matchup:
Reds: Lemon Harang 11-3, 3.37 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano 14-8, 3.69 ERA
63 Comments
C ZAM
on August 14, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Kil.
Viva El Fuckwads
on August 14, 2007 at 7:04 pm
We’re going to sweep in Milwaukee!
We mean get swept. Anything to fuck the Cubs.
Andy
on August 14, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Carlos has made a point to get really hydrated today. To prove it he plans on urinating on himself every three innings.
Cubs Outfield
on August 14, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Murton – Jock – Fat Kangaroo
A lot of grass will go unfettered upon tonight.
NSBB
on August 14, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Go VORPDonkey!
DPappy
on August 14, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Automatic ball? What the heck did Z do? Spit on the ball?
Andy
on August 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm
You’d think that Murton, a guy who’s completely shanked two routine flyballs this year would use two goddamned hands on everything. He’s just asking for it.
The Count
on August 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm
You never know what I am when Ron starts talking
Cubs lineup
on August 14, 2007 at 7:49 pm
We defy you to name a pitcher we can hit.
Hobie Landreth
on August 14, 2007 at 7:52 pm
OK, so I’m 80 years old. Hit me in the mush if it helps…poon!!!!
Brickhouse
on August 14, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Is that Witt, Illinois’ own Glen Hobbie up in the pen?
Corey Provost
on August 14, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I am so fucking annoying.
Slaky
on August 14, 2007 at 7:58 pm
It’s over.
Brickhouse
on August 14, 2007 at 8:01 pm
And Ceccarelli is up an throwing, too
DPappy
on August 14, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Looks like it’s time for Carlos to start the season over again.
Manson
on August 14, 2007 at 8:07 pm
In some people’s worlds, I am now considered “on fire” throwing out runners.
Hardware Hank
on August 14, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Time to take an inventory of set-screws in the cellar.
#16
on August 14, 2007 at 8:12 pm
He’s on fire based on what we’ve been getting from him prior to August. But he’s not on fire in relation to everyone else who plays any level of baseball. I’m solely talking about his performance over the last 14 days versus his previous performance in 2007.
Graf Zambrano
on August 14, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Oooooh, the humanity!
BC
on August 14, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Good news from Milwaukee: the Brewers are up 3 runs on the Surging Cardinals.
Jock Pose
on August 14, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Check me out, bitches.
Retarded offense
on August 14, 2007 at 8:40 pm
All singles and no homers or all homers and no singles.
Jacque Jones Pose
on August 14, 2007 at 8:41 pm
What a preening cockfuck of a ballplayer. Nice solo homer (when we’re down by 3). Now round the bases, dick.
Apex
on August 14, 2007 at 8:46 pm
If somehow the Cubs could get Haraang out of this game, they’d have a chance. This Reds pen coughs up two run leads like my cat used to cough up hairballs… that was before he got smashed by a car.
Bob Elson
on August 14, 2007 at 8:47 pm
…and Zambrano hits Bubba Phillips with a pitch!!!!
Lou
on August 14, 2007 at 8:51 pm
What’s a bullpen?
DPappy
on August 14, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Who knew Carlos could give up 6 runs on only 105 pitches? If he were pitching a shutout, we’d be in the bullpen already.
Slaky
on August 14, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Way to aim high Carlos. You dickhead. God I’m pissed.
Apex
on August 14, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Carlos can go pitch for the Mets next year for all I give a shit right now. And I’m going to give Murton a break for a while.
God… what am I saying? I need to stop watching games while sober.
Earl Weaver
on August 14, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Dr. Longball…next inning. ‘Scuse me while I burn about 12 heaters between innings.
Change Needed
on August 14, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Zambrano = Anti-clutch. I still remember Game 5, dickweed.
A Harang
on August 14, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Hey, who took the brown sharpie to my chin????
berkeleycubfan
on August 14, 2007 at 9:09 pm
This was more fun when we were surging.
Josh Hamilton
on August 14, 2007 at 9:11 pm
I just smoked one.
PJ O'Roarke
on August 14, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Hey Phillips…straighten your beanie…commie!
BC
on August 14, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Disaster at Miller Park!!!!
Brew Crew lose the lead in the top of the 5th to Those Surging Cardinals. We’re finished! It’s all over… Tell my mom I loved her.
Mike Fontenot
on August 14, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Good thing I never play anymore
Daryle Ward
on August 14, 2007 at 9:46 pm
I love batting with my manager wandering around in foul territory.
Chris Capuano
on August 14, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Tonight will make FIFTEEN straight starts of mine that the Brewers have lost. What’s a guy got to do to lose his job?
BC
on August 14, 2007 at 9:47 pm
You know Bud Selig told the umps not to call time out.
Viva El Fuckwads
on August 14, 2007 at 9:47 pm
It’s all because of Rick Ankiel! He homered for us emotionally tonight!
Javy Valentin
on August 14, 2007 at 9:48 pm
In my country, three balls is walk.
Rally time!
on August 14, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Wooo! Here we come.
DeRosa!
Murton!
Kendall!
Ugh. How about batting out of order and sneaking E-ramis in there again. Think the Reds would notice?
PonDeRosa
on August 14, 2007 at 9:50 pm
I’m going deep, bitches.
PonDeRosa
on August 14, 2007 at 9:50 pm
As in shallow right.
Matt Murton
on August 14, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Warning track power. Believe it.
Jason Kendall
on August 14, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Drive home safely.
Borat
on August 14, 2007 at 9:52 pm
This is fun.
NOT
Mike Fontenot
on August 14, 2007 at 9:54 pm
I’m gonna take a pitch and let Felix steal second. Then I’m driving his ass in. Jesus, do I have to do everything on this team?
Mike Fontenot
on August 14, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Hey Felix. Run!
Pinch runners
on August 14, 2007 at 9:54 pm
At least the Cubs lead the league in something.
Mike Fontenot
on August 14, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Fuck.
Carlos Z.
on August 14, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Can I sign my contract extension? Soon?
berkeleycubfan
on August 14, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Great loss, fellas! Great loss. Most of all I’d like to thank Big Z.
Warning Track Power
on August 14, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Fuck.
Cubs Bats
on August 14, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Shit – Harrang was tough, but now we get two no-name lefties the next two days – we’re screwed.
Apex
on August 14, 2007 at 9:59 pm
NO NO NO NOOOoooo!!!!
Fontenot
on August 14, 2007 at 9:59 pm
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Weathers
on August 14, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Thanks goodness the Cubs let go of me so I can pile up the saves against them ever year. And to think, the cubs gave up Ruben Quevedo for me
Kil.
We’re going to sweep in Milwaukee!
We mean get swept. Anything to fuck the Cubs.
Carlos has made a point to get really hydrated today. To prove it he plans on urinating on himself every three innings.
Murton – Jock – Fat Kangaroo
A lot of grass will go unfettered upon tonight.
Go VORPDonkey!
Automatic ball? What the heck did Z do? Spit on the ball?
You’d think that Murton, a guy who’s completely shanked two routine flyballs this year would use two goddamned hands on everything. He’s just asking for it.
You never know what I am when Ron starts talking
We defy you to name a pitcher we can hit.
OK, so I’m 80 years old. Hit me in the mush if it helps…poon!!!!
Is that Witt, Illinois’ own Glen Hobbie up in the pen?
I am so fucking annoying.
It’s over.
And Ceccarelli is up an throwing, too
Looks like it’s time for Carlos to start the season over again.
In some people’s worlds, I am now considered “on fire” throwing out runners.
Time to take an inventory of set-screws in the cellar.
He’s on fire based on what we’ve been getting from him prior to August. But he’s not on fire in relation to everyone else who plays any level of baseball. I’m solely talking about his performance over the last 14 days versus his previous performance in 2007.
Oooooh, the humanity!
Good news from Milwaukee: the Brewers are up 3 runs on the Surging Cardinals.
Check me out, bitches.
All singles and no homers or all homers and no singles.
What a preening cockfuck of a ballplayer. Nice solo homer (when we’re down by 3). Now round the bases, dick.
If somehow the Cubs could get Haraang out of this game, they’d have a chance. This Reds pen coughs up two run leads like my cat used to cough up hairballs… that was before he got smashed by a car.
…and Zambrano hits Bubba Phillips with a pitch!!!!
What’s a bullpen?
Who knew Carlos could give up 6 runs on only 105 pitches? If he were pitching a shutout, we’d be in the bullpen already.
Way to aim high Carlos. You dickhead. God I’m pissed.
Carlos can go pitch for the Mets next year for all I give a shit right now. And I’m going to give Murton a break for a while.
God… what am I saying? I need to stop watching games while sober.
Dr. Longball…next inning. ‘Scuse me while I burn about 12 heaters between innings.
Zambrano = Anti-clutch. I still remember Game 5, dickweed.
Hey, who took the brown sharpie to my chin????
This was more fun when we were surging.
I just smoked one.
Hey Phillips…straighten your beanie…commie!
Disaster at Miller Park!!!!
Brew Crew lose the lead in the top of the 5th to Those Surging Cardinals. We’re finished! It’s all over… Tell my mom I loved her.
Good thing I never play anymore
I love batting with my manager wandering around in foul territory.
Tonight will make FIFTEEN straight starts of mine that the Brewers have lost. What’s a guy got to do to lose his job?
You know Bud Selig told the umps not to call time out.
It’s all because of Rick Ankiel! He homered for us emotionally tonight!
In my country, three balls is walk.
Wooo! Here we come.
DeRosa!
Murton!
Kendall!
Ugh. How about batting out of order and sneaking E-ramis in there again. Think the Reds would notice?
I’m going deep, bitches.
As in shallow right.
Warning track power. Believe it.
Drive home safely.
This is fun.
NOT
I’m gonna take a pitch and let Felix steal second. Then I’m driving his ass in. Jesus, do I have to do everything on this team?
Hey Felix. Run!
At least the Cubs lead the league in something.
Fuck.
Can I sign my contract extension? Soon?
Great loss, fellas! Great loss. Most of all I’d like to thank Big Z.
Fuck.
Shit – Harrang was tough, but now we get two no-name lefties the next two days – we’re screwed.
NO NO NO NOOOoooo!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks goodness the Cubs let go of me so I can pile up the saves against them ever year. And to think, the cubs gave up Ruben Quevedo for me
Holy Cow what happened to me. Oh yea I suck and was out of the league by age 24.
I had a chance at existing tonight, but alas…..no…..
I was never anything but fat and worthless
What, you don’t like looking down on me?