I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before someone at Desipio labels Illinois’ walk in the park with Wake Forest last night as their greatest win ever. Probably right after the alcohol wears off, the bail money is raised, car fires are extinguished, and oops too late, the scissors put away.

But before any further such overstatements are publicly declared, let us all remember that December 1 is a helluva lot closer to November than it is to April. I’m pretty sure there are still a couple of meaningful games to be played.

As a guy who’s seen my favorite team knock off the nation’s top ranked team more than twice in my lifetime (a few more opportunities outside the Big 10 I suppose), it’s admittedly easier for me to be the voice of reason than some. However, that’s not to take anything away from the impressiveness of Wednesday’s 18 point victory, which just as easily could have been 28. While I don’t know that Deron Williams did anything to justify Jay Bilas’ (who called a very nice game by the way) debatable and hypothetical ACC top-10 individual ranking, it was his team that played like the #1 team in the nation, not everyone’s pre-season All-American, Chris Paul’s. Who has now failed on each of his last three opportunities to deliver the goods in front of a national viewing audience. During that 3-game span (Providence, Arizona, Illinois) he is averaging 8 points per game with just slightly better than a 2:1 assist to turnover ratio. Forget National Player of the Year honors, at that rate Paul will be lucky to garner 3rd team ACC.

I dug Weber’s orange blazer, I dug the fact that the Orange Krush acted as though they expected the win and chose not to storm the court, and I dug the fact that this was a complete team victory. Holding a talented and deep Wake Forest team to under 40% from the field is no easy task. But, there’s still room for improvement — like say getting to the free throw line in future games more than 6 times. Unfortunately like many teams this time of year, the Illini’ won’t see another test like this for quite some time.

In fact, while out of their control, the Big 10 regular season strength of schedule may prove to be the Illini’ Achilles’ Heel this year (besides the fact that they’re not likely to keep shooting 46% from the three-point line). Their toughest stretch comes January 25 – February 12 and includes games at Wisconsin, home to Minnesota, at Michigan State, home to Indiana, at Michigan, home to Wisconsin. In other words 3 ranked teams out of 6.

Compare that to any number of stretches for Wake (or any other ACC team); January 11 – February 2 includes homes games with Maryland and North Carolina, at Florida State, at Cincinnati, at Georgia Tech, home to Miami, and home to Duke. 7 games, 5 likely ranked opponents, as many as 4 of which may be top 10. Followed by another stretch February 20 – March 6; at Duke, home to Longwood (???), home to Virginia, home to Georgia Tech and at N.C. State. As it stands now that’s 4 ranked teams of their last 5 heading in to the always competitive ACC tournament.

Even if they’re playing below expectations now, Wake will have multiple opportunities to prove themselves and rise to the occasion against top 20 teams. Which is why playing in a league with 7 probable tournament teams is a huge benefit, assuming you avoid any significant injuries.

That’s not to say that teams like Illinois or Washington or Louisville aren’t capable of winning 6 games in a row come tourney time. In fact when asked this morning who would win on a neutral court between Illinois and K.U., I quickly answered Illinois, a match-up they’d not likely see until the Final Four. I think Simien would have a 20/10 night down low and Giddens could also score upwards of 20, but that Illinois would hold most every other match-up advantage. However, in addition to league games against the likes of Texas and Oklahoma State, K.U. would also have experiences against the non-conference opponents such as Georgia Tech and Kentucky to draw from. Nail-biting, big-game experiences that will have been had in 2005, not the 1st of December.

Which is exactly why you just can’t get too crazy yet about seedings, bubbles and at-large invites despite Digger Phelps trying to convince you otherwise. It’s early. Last year at this time Georgia Tech was still playing quietly in the shadow of their ACC counterparts, two years ago at this time Syracuse was equally off the radar.

After last night’s games, I’m up to 16 total games viewed for the season. I know this for certain because I’ve been logging them and will continue to do so. While I’ve yet to see Oklahoma State, Connecticut, Pitt or Kentucky, I have no problem with those that would cast a first-place vote this week for Illinois….. or Syracuse…. or Georgia Tech… In fact, I won’t be surprised to see as many as 10 different teams hold the #1 at some point during the season. Which means of those teams at least 2 will enter March Madness with a #3 seed.

Like I said it’s a long season.

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Not unlike The Apprentice. I mean back in week one and two, I was all about the short-haired chick. It wasn’t until later I realized that she was the crazy (blink, blink, blink) one, not the Stacy that the back-stabbing girls nearly had committed, who cleans up quite nicely by the way. Although he’s already guaranteed a Final Four slot so it’s not really going out on a limb, but it will be an absolute upset of North Carolina/Santa Clara proportions (UNC is Elite 8 at best) if the smug former military dude, Kelly, doesn’t win it all. An event which will hopefully be immediately followed with the blonde runner-up, Jen, inking a six-figure deal with Mr. Hefner for the February or March PB cover. What’s sad is neither Kelly or Jen would have even finished top 3 last season (Bill, Kwame, Amy).

Of course Survivor is still a staple in my weekly television diet. Can we say thank you, Chris? Without his understated gamesmanship (Lord knows he’s near worthless in challenges) this would already be an all-female tribe with the show moved to Oxygen or Lifetime. I thought everyone knew how petty and jealous women can be with each other, even when some of those women possess frightening cult-leader tendencies (Ami). Now if Chris could just do us one more favor and feed Eliza something before her eyeballs literally pop out of her quickly shrinking head.

I’d like to also completely fill my reality quota but to be honest both Real World and Laguna Beach have taken a backseat to ESPN programming. I’ll get caught up shortly, but there’s only so many hours in the day. Personally, I’d have given Laguna’s Dieter more screen time and RW’s MJ, Landon, Kokomo, Willie, Sarah, Shivonda, and the wet blanket who’s parents didn’t hold her, less… Who does that leave? Not my problem…

And if this is starting to sound a bit like the Sports Guy’s latest effort at Page 2, I can’t disagree. Talk about waking up and losing 10 miles an hour off your fastball, somebody check that dudes labrum and rotator cuff already. And trying to post content more frequently is definitely not helping matters —- aren’t cartoons supposed to be slightly amusing? I’m not sure if it was the move to Hollywood coupled with the apparent inflation of ego that comes with breaking bread with the likes of Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla on a routine basis lest he need to remind us again, or if it’s the alleged engagement and wedding to the mythical Sports Gal, but it is safe to say Bill Simmons’ best work may already be behind him. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Sports Buddy, errr Gal was too.

All that said without any hint of a bristle, or even once mentioning the D-word… Ah screw it, Duke, baby! Duke!!! I’ll take J.J. and Daniel any day of the week and twice on Thursday over Deron and Dee. The Blue Devils would have scored 92 on Wake at home. Ooops, 95, J.J. just hit another three baby, are you serious?!?!? That one was from Raleigh, and did you know he’s 20 pounds lighter this season? Quick, someone check that kid’s ribs already…