18 Comments

1. 

   Flip-Flop on June 27, 2005 at 8:57 am

   After the doom and gloom of the posters on Friday’s GameCast (“Fire Dusty”; “The season’s over”; “Start the Spike O’Dell Fire Sale!”), it’s nice to see the two wins and the ship being righted (yet again). Maybe after all the handwringers and bandwagon jumpers fall off for the last time, and with the tough June schedule over, the Cubs will be able to run a 22-8 record up the flagpole to Aug. 1.

2. 

   Shower At The Cell on June 27, 2005 at 9:11 am

   I am the only time sux fans get a bit cleaner

3. 

   Braves/Marlins/Nats/Cards on June 27, 2005 at 9:17 am

   We are the only tough opponents left the rest of the year.

4. 

   Collective soul on June 27, 2005 at 9:18 am

   We rocked at the House of Blues in Chicago on Saturday and Sunday night.

5. 

   Man Love on June 27, 2005 at 9:19 am

   Normally, I am a little scary to see, but in Prior’s case, I am very acceptible.

6. 

   Rock on June 27, 2005 at 9:19 am

   Collective Soul can do me?

7. 

   Hank White on June 27, 2005 at 9:21 am

   So, I am to catch Prior every game, yes? He tell me, that he not dare shake me off, he sees what I do to Carlos. Mark es muy bueno.

8. 

   White Sox / Garland / Buerle on June 27, 2005 at 9:40 am

   O-VER- RA-TED clap clap clap
   O-VER- RA-TED clap clap clap
   O-VER- RA-TED clap clap clap
   O-VER- RA-TED clap clap clap

9. 

   Hey, above poster on June 27, 2005 at 9:51 am

   Why not enjoy the 2 of 3 series win? The Sox are still 26 over .500, Garland pitched well, and Buehrle didn’t even pitch in the series.

10. 

    Collective Soul on June 27, 2005 at 10:29 am

    Sure we can, bitch.

11. 

    U.S. Cellular Field on June 27, 2005 at 10:34 am

    I have several high-tech scoreboard features that tell the Sox fans when to cheer and cheer louder! You won’t find anything like that in Wrigleyville. The Sox fans, of course are the most knowledgable fans in Chicago. They know, for instance that I’m a hot, sweaty dump and people are better off staying away from me in droves unless the Cubs are in me. Stupid Cub fans. Filling me up? What WERE they thinking?

12. 

    Great American Ballpark on June 27, 2005 at 10:38 am

    Hey, Cell! I look a lot like you in person, only I’m not so hot and smelly. I have a nice view of the Ohio River too and you have the L-tracks and the Dan Ryan Express surrounded by miles and miles of shitty ghetto to welcome your patrons. We both suck out loud but compared to you I’m the Garden of Eden!

13. 

    Busch Stadium on June 27, 2005 at 10:40 am

    You want to smell something really scary?

14. 

    Ron Santo's Undies on June 27, 2005 at 11:12 am

    You want to smell something REALLY scary?

15. 

    Jim Edmonds' bell-end on June 27, 2005 at 11:20 am

    You want to smell something REAAAAALLY scary?

16. 

    Rally Carp's love thang on June 27, 2005 at 11:32 am

    You want to smell something REAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLY scary?

17. 

    Sloth on June 27, 2005 at 2:29 pm

    it weren’t so bad….I didn’t think…

18. 

    Kerry Wood on June 28, 2005 at 6:55 am

    I didn’t think it was that bad either.