Carlos Live!: Rockies at Cubs, 1:20 p.m., 9/29

Sep 29, 2006 | Andy | 13 comments

Today’s pointless finale brought to you by:

Pitching matchup:

COL: Josh Fogg, 10-9, 6.62 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, 16-6, 3.43 ERA

Lineups

Rockies
Kaz Matt Suhey, 2b
Luis Salazar, 3b cf
Clay Aiken, 3b
Carlyle Holiday, lf
Todd Helton, 1b
Bad Hawpe, rf
Somebody Tulowitzki, ss
Somebody Iannetta, c (Who are these guys?)
Josh Fogg, p

Cubs

Lucky Pierre, cf
Dance Fever, 2b
E-ramis, 3b
Jock, rf
Red, lf
John F’ing Mabry, 1b
Hank White, c
Ron Ce, ss
Carlos Zambrano, p

Carlos should be hitting cleanup today. God forbid Dusty ever do something creative or fun.

13 Comments

  1. Andy
    Andy on September 29, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    Are Len and Bob in the bleachers to try to boost attendance by two?

  2. The Riot
    The Riot on September 29, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    So, what does my OBP have to be before people start realizing that Cedeno should be my towelboy?

  3. Ron Cedeno
    Ron Cedeno on September 29, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    Hey rookie! Pick up YOUR towel. Hee hee. Oops, gotta go swing at a pitch over my head. Be right back!

  4. Cardinals Fan
    Cardinals Fan on September 29, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    Ha! It’s 1-0 Colorado! Look at Carlos Zambrano collapse! I’ve never seen anything like it. Hee Haw! Hee Haw!

    Wait, Hee Haw is my favorite show!

  5. Sox at Twins
    Sox at Twins on September 29, 2006 at 1:06 pm

    Hey guys, get ready for that huge game on Sunday on WGN! Well, OK, maybe huge is a little bit of an overstatement. How about inconsequential? Just like the last 127 Cubs games?

  6. Gabor Bako
    Gabor Bako on September 29, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Last year Len wore my jersey for his bleacher broadcast. This year? Some faggy sweatshirt. Screw you, Kasper!

  7. Toby Fleatherman
    Toby Fleatherman on September 29, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Uh, Gabor. You can’t call Len “faggy.”

  8. Mike D.
    Mike D. on September 29, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    Just thought I’d stop by to bid farewell to another season of Gamecasts.

    And, for about the 40th time at a Desipio Media Venture exclaim that I hate this team.

  9. Ryan Theriot
    Ryan Theriot on September 29, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    I don’t fit in on this team. I take walks, I steal bases, I run the bases with an actual clue.

  10. dusty
    dusty on September 29, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    my last chance to blow out Z’s arm, dude – 117 pitches and counting….

  11. Larry R.
    Larry R. on September 29, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    We have to pitch him until we get the lead.

  12. morpheus
    morpheus on September 29, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    Zambrano… 128 pitches. In his last, completely meaningless start of the year. But remember, according to some people, the manager really doesn’t have much impact.

  13. Cub fan in PA
    Cub fan in PA on September 30, 2006 at 11:34 am

    I was there yesterday… figured it was a good day to get a really cheap and awesome seat. I was in prime position behind the first base bag to yell “You’re taking innings from Moore, Mabry” and “free the rookies” at Dusty when he came out to get Eyre.